Loopy Fruit Audio Network

July 1st message from Loopy Fruit

Wed, 1 Jul 2009 19:59:00 GMT

David and Raul want to wish you...
Happy Pride!
Happy Independence Day!

and also say that while we are shocked and still grieving

Long Live the King of Pop

Michael Jackson!

LFAN # 115 - The Healing Touch

Wed, 24 Jun 2009 03:00:00 GMT

Welcome to Loopy Fruit dot com!
with David and Raul, your hosts
Please welcome, Ryan, our special guest!
New rule: The husband has to work shirtless in the yard
Student of the flesh
Clinical Massage Therapy
[name of show]
Wait, I'm touching men, too?
Your mama isn't above the law
Knowing 24 other students very well (with every body difference)
Cadaver studies
Ryan's massage room
New Age music while working
Wearing loose clothes and a smile
Learning how not to massage - don't burn up your hands
Intense schedule for massage school
Soma Institute
Raul's netbook needs massaging
Voice for healing
Gluteus Maximus not forbidden
Covering it all up (the goodie / naughty bits)
Working through clothes is most difficult
Chiro vs. massage
Muscle stim
Hosts with the most - gift for entertaining
Paul is the tent man
Great mix of guests
Exotic dancers at Weenie Roast
Hiding from strippers, Raul's fine with watching
Origins of the Weenie Roast
Party pad!
Treasure trail - scouting out talent
Sticky whip
Ryan's direct way with wait staff
Free Press: Chicago Diner (vegetarian delight!)
Shout outs: Vegans!
Douglas at Bistro Campagne!
Dinner group rating system
Best restaurant yet?
Puerto Rican Pride
Paul's mad skills on Excel
David's mixology
No ham for Ryan
Moist cupcake!
Luv ya' mean it!

e-mail: loopyfruit at gmail dot com
listener line: 206.984.3766

LFAN # 114 - Who's The Jockiest Of Them All?

Tue, 16 Jun 2009 04:23:00 GMT

Welcome to the Loopy Fruit dot com podcast!
David and Raul, your Gay Caucasian and Gaysian hosts
Joining us in the studio is Randy!
All about the rice
Whooping booty (on the tennis court)
Raul couldn't handle Randy's shot
Not keeping score?
Calendar Gays
Brother just turned.. another year older
Visting with David's 'rents
Shamed!
Randy's folks
Near Paw Paw?
Otsego, Michigan Indian name
Meeting Brony at Midsommerfest
Shout out: Keith!
True Blood vampire series on HBO
Since Judy (Garland)
Which diva for Randy?
Bette channeling
Barry Manilow
So many Divas for David
Filipino movie in Park Ridge (it's a big one)
2 Giggly Gaysians, nothing sweeter
Sweet Rice
Problems with Pad Thai
Pride week gets HOT
Martha Wash @ Pride Fest
Some Loopy History
Super sonic sopranos
Clean living? Bad influences
Black and Blue Ball 2009 had great music
Randy mixes music!
CD handling rules by David
Paul Oakenfold
Victor Cauldoron
Junior Vasquez
Screamin' Divas at Roscoe's
Slammin' Randy (and on tennis court)
New Techno
Pride classis mix
Raul's speedo
Gaysians pulling them off
Dancing like Elaine...NO
Extra cash dancing at Lucky Horseshoe
Never seen David run
String break experiment
Needs balls and jockstrap to play
Caution in the sun
Pasty or smart with high SPF
Rubbing it in at the nude beach
Harry's mother's beach (Osterman)
Not gagging to be married
If you're gagging for Sweet Rice...
Free press: Chicago Diner vegetarian cuisine
Boneless vegetarian BBQ wings
Seitan
Just bring the racket
Tennis rituals between boys
Wii differences
Hey Mr. DJ
Happy Summer Solstice!

e-mail: loopyfruit at gmail dot com
listener line: 206.984.3766

LFAN # 113 - Loopy Short

Mon, 8 Jun 2009 00:53:00 GMT

Welcome to Loopy Fruit podcast!
This is a short one - pocket sized - yet more than a 'Bonus Moment' - we gave this one a number!
Listen for Outtakes,
Sound clips,
Favorite lines,
Promos!
Luv ya, mean it!

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listener line: 206.984.3766

LFAN # 112 - Girl Wants His Free Chicken

Wed, 3 Jun 2009 03:00:00 GMT

Hello, beautiful people!
Welcome to Loopy Fruit... sending a
BIG Gay Asian and Caucasian welcome to you
David and Raul, your hosts
Oprah's grilled chicken coupon from
KFC story
With two sides and NOW a free Pepsi
Corporate slogan
Shout out: Eric and Morrie!
Raul's grill
French candy
151 filled with hotties
Translate Filipino movie yummies
Twilight Dancers
Bikini Open
Gaysian for Pay
Bridal Shower
Understatment
Not sticky
Christian Bautista
Toastiness and passing
Blueblood and Translucent and
Paper White
Cable-free AGAIN
Better ways to lose money
Sunday decisions
Red line train story with Keith
"Ode to a Power Bottom"
What do you think of the guy next to me
Raul's commute
Susan Boyle
Adam Lambert
Chris Allen
Diversity
Dane Cook's pumping iron
Hot vs. Good Looking
We mean guys but say girls

e-mail: loopyfruit at gmail dot com
listener line: 206.984.3766

LFAN # 111 - Tennis with Air Quotes

Thu, 28 May 2009 03:00:00 GMT

Welcome to Loopy Fruit Audio Network podcast!
Your hosts: David, Gay Caucasian and Raul, Gaysian
So many f-----s in the room!
(Recorded live from Raul's living room)
Please welcome our special guests!
Greg, Scott, Randy, Keith and MJ!
All over the menu queen
Toasting the memory of all those who came before us
Three hankies for Raul
Gold star Gay
Color codes: Red, Yellow, Gold
Urinetown
Air quotes TENNIS
Red and white gingham
Keith as Concierge in Executive House Hotel
International Mister Leather vs.
Midwestern Women's Gospel Choir
Bible thumping Krishnas and Big Leather Brunos
Grabby Awards under Raul's balcony
Miss Honey West
Chi Chi LaRue
Best carpet.. scene goes to ?
Stockroom catalog-the best of sexual technology
Latex cube with a man inside
Versatile machine better centerpiece than a re-stringing machine
Raul's a great player
Leather stuff
Collapsible furniture
Piercing booth with Prince Albert
Adventures floor to floor
But welcome anyone purdy
Pecs and Personality Contest
If he were a dog..
Dog tag says Ultimate Jock
Randy ran 10K in Gay Games
Gay field guide as bucket list
Dressed up for IML
What's THIS and WHY
Randy wins jockiest award
Gang shower built for 10
Shout out: KC listeners!
Leather wrist band "What Would Martha Do?"
Left/dominate, right/submission
Proper Gay Education
Avenue Q!
Exposing yourself (to new things or to others)
Failed Facebook connection (and a successful Facebook connection as well)
Shaved together in shower
Specialty stroke
Gay age
Sex on first date?
Tipping entertainment with dollars at the Lucky Horseshoe
Private party (Invited to buy a ticket)
Washing the hankies

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listener line: 206.984.3766

LFAN # 110 - Asian Tales

Tue, 19 May 2009 03:00:00 GMT

Hello, everyone!
Welcome to Loopy Fruit dot com podcast!
There are four of us today...
David and Raul, your Gay Caucasian and Gaysian hosts (respectively) are joined by...
Greg!
and Scott!
(Thank you again, Keith, for the Vanity Fair magazine!)
Raul was LATE
Air quotes TENNIS
Interviewing strippers
Greg is trans
(as in transversing continents!)
Chiner and Taiwainer
Surprisingly emotional sending Greg to China
You need to take half of Walgreens
Holes in the floor toilets
Do they eat enough
The Belgium of Asia
Chinese drivers
Nothing wrong with Motel 6
Hotel peep show
Three day notice for trip?
Foot massage and fish exfoliation
Where the fish be at?
Little fishies entertain me
Good at NOT scratching the paint
Secret store
Vender's treats
Not forced to eat chicken feet
Duck head dish
Pig's ear
Century egg
Spicy Szechuan
Cheers before imbibing
Xie xie ni!
pronounced Shay shay NAY!
Chicago gifts to Chinese peops
Astrological fried cookies
Sexy sounds in room next door
My Little LITTLE pony
International incident
Teipei 101 building
Six inches on Willis Tower
Paper lantern instructions
Scott coping with Greg's absence
Loving first class flying

e-mail: loopyfruit at gmail dot com
listener line: 206.984.3766

LFAN # 109 - Eat A Dog

Mon, 11 May 2009 03:00:00 GMT

You have reached Loopy Fruit dot com podcast!
Cream montage
Hello to the lovely listeners
David and Raul, your Gay Caucasian and Gaysian hosts
(All the good stuff, all that jazz)
Early brekkie
Obstaining from donuts (fried dough)
Bacon, pork belly
Some things you will have to deny yourself
Fat and greasy food = fat and greasy dude
How do you look naked
Cubs game rundown!
Thank you, Jason!
Reaching for his peanuts
Going to the trough
Striptease
Lucky charms for the Cubbies
Raul's visit to a Sox game
Northside Twist
Hot dogs at the park--eat it
So butch: baseball, tennis, not putting on dresses
Experiencing the other side, expanding our horizons
Fun things twice
New Star Trek movie
Chris Pine is so fine
DREAMBOAT
Shattering and re-configuring the Star Trek franchise (in a great way)
Spock, Uhura, Chekov, Sulu and
Well-behaved movie crowd
Cheering for a movie (but not in a tennis match)
Celine Dion dance re-mix
David's 90s music
Some new music: Hoobastank, Cascada
Live Radiohead
Live Robert Plant
Alison Krause
YouTubing Jekyll & Hyde
Linda Eder
Dabbling in Buffy
Arrested Development
Jason Bateman

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listener line: 206.984.3766

LFAN # 108 - Nothing But Mammals

Wed, 6 May 2009 03:00:00 GMT

Welcome!
It's David and Raul, nothing but mammals, your hosts of
Loopy Fruit Audio Network podcast!
(Gay Caucasian and Gaysian)
CPD, Special Victims Unit
Asian multitasking
Bacon's working with numbers
Loving Chicago weather (more MMM for your buck)
Strong BLACK
Killing rats
Hello Kitty air freshener gaying up the car
Baby netbook recording music
Watching Krod Mandoon
Sean McGuire's rippling body
Wolverine bootleg
Hugh Jackman's verticle smile
Raul squirming on hot seat
Kansas City Bar-B-Q is not a code word
"People are idiots"
Left lane closed ahead means...
Car with top down - getting blown
Diana Ross' questions
Listening to Anita Baker
Doing it like mammals
Everytime you see a rainbow
God likes to watch
"From a Distance" from?
Harry Potter artifacts at Chicago's Museum of Science and Industry
Daniel Radcliff's peach fuzz
Hottie alert on Lakeshore Drive
Spandau Ballet
Beanie Baby road kill
First family's pet is a Portie
Windows commercial
Raving on Raul's Eee-PC
Rambling man - girls on the go
Brony's moved in
Woodworkers
Ate a plate
Running on the trail
Chinese explorer Marco Polo
Little fishy nibbles
Cubs game eve
Jonas Brothers growing on David
David Cook
Gay baseball terms

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listener line: 206.984.3766

LFAN # 107 - Down with Brown, Tight with White

Tue, 28 Apr 2009 03:00:00 GMT

Hi! How are you?
You have reached Loopy Fruit Audio Network podcast!
This is David, Gay Caucasian and Raul, Gaysian
Caught in a rain storm, Raul's rescue
Tennis sign up at North End
Doubles on Clay (Aiken?)
Shout out: Brony!
Shackin' it up
Straw hat from Brown Elephant
Classic Loopy Fruit outing
Tracking the bus
David's GPS fun
Turn bloody left, for the sake of the Queen, turn left! (you queen)
Raul's netbook Eee-PC
Shout out: Anne and Igor!
Clean Sweep has the hottest carpenters
Eric Stromer
Living in Raul's car
A First in LFAN history
David's new food policy
Working at McDonald's
Never enough of Raul to go around
(Too muckin' fuch)
Whitest friend
Title of show
Peeve of TB at Symphony
Save your cough for intermission
EMS firetruck
On Lakeshore Drive - will you bike the drive?
Mist and fog
Hours of New Age
Parking meters changed in Chicago
Songs from 1990
Go West
There's a part of me lyric
When your favorite band disbands
Where in China is Greg?

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listener line: 206.984.3766

LFAN # 106 - Susan Boyle Bandwagon!

Tue, 21 Apr 2009 02:49:00 GMT

Welcome to Loopy Fruit Audio Network podcast!
David, Gay Caucasian and
Raul, Gaysian...
welcome the quiet, shy ladies!
David's jelly bean collection
Pink Peeps deprivation
The Dove Fairy Bunny
Teasing the Guncles
82 pounds of Raul's sweets
Filipino salt lick
The Limp Wristers
Sore, and not the biggest losers
Rump rub vs. pat
Kissing the guns
Gay to-do list entry: (blank) a tattoo
Shout out: Brad! 773podcast.com!
Sharing the load / podcast burden
Meeting PNS Explosion, Wanda Wisdom in person
Greg *IS* going to China
Free press: Demera Ethiopian Restaurant
Eating Ethiopian style
Vino man
Susan Boyle, Susan Boyle, Susan Boyle!
Susan's video clips
Acapelican a cappella
Water works where?
Drinking the Kool-Aid
International stardom
Stars aligning for one moment in time
Asian math
Free press: Wow Bao
Yogurt drinks like Danactive
Trumpeting then leaving room, or else you clear it
One Pear
Shake what your mama gave you, but not your baby
Wonder Twin Powers

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listener line: 206.984.3766

LFAN # 105 - Serving Love

Tue, 14 Apr 2009 03:00:00 GMT

Nacho Mama Montage!
Welcome to Loopy Fruit podcast!
David and Raul, your hosts
MJ is making lentil soup
LFAN's new voicemail is 206.984.3766!
Cooking with the Moosewood Cookbook
Vegetarian joke from David's Mom
Mother's Day gifts
Gay sons make the best daughters
Turning the son?
Big Gay Salad
Heck no? Eff that!
Sean Maguire
KrÃd MÃndoon and the Flaming Sword of Fire
Filipinas looking Mexican
Remembering comedienne names
Mark McGwire hunky
Meet the Spartans
Trust Me starring Eric McCormack and Tom Cavanagh
Chocolate that dribbles
A friend going to China
Free press: Yang's
Chine-Easy Chop Suey
Surrounded by Gaysians
Asian manner lesson
Southern Abrubt vs. Him-Haw
City door holding
Proximity issues
Sidewalk and social frictions
Dogs, alcohol and drag queens
Summer dos
Tennis indoors
I'm serving, LOVE!
In tennis, love means nothing
(MJ blanching tomatoes in background)
Butch practice and sports scores

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listener line: 206.984.3766

LFAN # 104 - Nacho Mama

Tue, 7 Apr 2009 03:00:00 GMT

Hello, hello, hello!
You're reached Loopy Fruit dot com Podcast!
David, Gay Caucasian and
Raul, Gaysian - your hosts
At the Midway Airport - how do you get here? (LSD to I-55 to Cicero)
Getting lost - MJ calls in
Bacon says hi to the ladies!
Real people like us and put up with us, really
Sidetrack Show tunes on Friday
Hit on by Strange Tattooed Man
Say it like you mean it
(Airplane flyover)
Shout out: Brian and Guy!
Birthday Month of Aaron and Greg
Three tries for Star Trek Gift Card
Inducing diabetic coma with sweetness
Guess the cost of this old laptop again
David's freaky funny journal entries
100MB Zip Disc?
Possible material for a book
Favorite authors: Drew Ferguson, Stephen McCauley
"I need a man to hug and kiss"
Amanda Hoogenkist
Raul's mama doesn't like his drama
Title of show
Pizzeria treat - in Raul's hood
Fun at Target with Raul's car!
Cheating the system, not doing American duty (dooty)
Imaginary audience
In David and MJ's room
The comic is Jim Gaffigan
Lisa Keith "Walking in the Sun"
Regine Velasquez
Filipina!
The Crazy Frog
Short Ribs, the Queen
Tall Obamas
James Cromwell portrayed Prince Phillip, Duke of Edinburgh
BAD GINGER BOY
When you're bad, you know I'm better
2016 Chicago in lights on highrise office building downtown
Protesters wanted a little sompin, sompin
Raul's journaling last summer on iNotes helped
Angry waves on Lake Michigan
Watchmen twice?
Blue Man Group vs. Dr. Manhattan
Milli Vanilli moment
11th Anniversary of David and MJ
Get off that soapbox
Audio journaling is therapeutic
Shout out: Jenn and the twins!
Breathe "Jonah" from "All That Jazz" album
Shout out: Pinoyboy!

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listener line: 206.984.3766

LFAN # 103 - Butter Pecan Boy

Mon, 30 Mar 2009 03:00:00 GMT

Hello! Welcome to Loopy Fruit podcast!
David and Raul, your Gay Caucasian and Gaysian hosts, welcome you
Particular weather in Chicago today (last Sunday in March 2009)
Roll up the snowpeople, stick the carrot in
Big sourdough (b)aggot
Extra virgin olive skinned beauty
Raul's melon
Musk vs. honeydew
Honey, do me
Bottled water?
Name the comic
The Watchmen
Glowing blue!
Patrick Wilson was juicy
Title of show
Earth Hour rundown
Wedding guests included five gayz
I could've danced all night!
Rubbernecking a car accident
Men dancing at wedding
Nothing runs like a...
I didn't know he had a boy!
(But Blind and Deaf know)
Raul lost in cleavage
Christina Aguilera car
Midway Airport
Playing Rook (cardgame) in candlelight
Nelly Furtado
Ice falling on Raul's car
David's snowflake sweater
Filipino punctuality
Your own Earth Hour - sit in the dark
Listen to Feast of Fun!

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listener line: 206.984.3766

LFAN # 102 - Outside at Lincoln Park Zoo REPOST

Mon, 23 Mar 2009 03:00:00 GMT

'ÂÂ*'.ÂÂ. *ÂÂ*' Welcome to LFAN! 'ÂÂ*'.ÂÂ. *ÂÂ*'
Welcome to the Loopy Fruit Audio Network!
David and Raul, your hosts
(Gay Caucasian and Gaysian!)
White Cheeked Gibbon cage!
We're outside at the Lincoln Park Zoo
Starting a new religious sect
Hot Daddy watch
Battlestar Galactica series finale
More Sci-fi:
New Caprica series
Eric Stoltz, Ginger
David and Raul volunteering
at a nursing home
"I'm not helpless, I'll get it myself!"
Staying healthy
Aging is a harsh mutha
Getting run over by a CTA bus or a Mack truck
Or an airplane
Getting paid for a wellness check, health risk questionnaire
Scars on white, brown people
Don't scratch the paint
Raul's mole patrol in the dark
Missing Bacon in Morocco
"Lonely No More" by Rob Thomas
"My hands are small, I know, but they're not yours, they are my own"
--Jewel
Two Fat Ladies
Cream, butter and lard
Bubble (Bang) and Squeak
Giving grandma a makeover
Photophobia
Dance, monkey, dance! Entertain us
Italian cuisine free press: Trattoria Trullo
for David and MJ's dinner group
Avoidance used as a social technique
No notes or points in Loopy Fruit
It's not even long - that's what she said
Not quite Special Olympic bowlers
Lung test (blowing practice)
Where's Madam Fong?
Hottie alert and the nervous look of a woman
Future Loopy Fruit guests
Let's go see the Great Apes!

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listener line: 206.984.3766

LFAN # 101 - Loopy Fruit in Ecstasy

Tue, 17 Mar 2009 03:00:00 GMT

Hello, there, everyone!
You have reached Loopy Fruit Dot Com!
David and Raul welcome you!
Stabbing on the Ides of March
An Irishmen walks out of the bar...
The Cabin Relief Show at the Wilmette Theatre featuring:
Vikki Spykke!
The most amazing drag show this side of Las Vegas!
How to Tip a Drag Queen
Viviana Mendez (Madonna, Cyndi Lauper, Boots, Fever)!
Monique Greene (Whitney, Beyonce, Rihanna, Mary J. Blige)!
Angelique Munro (Ann Margret, Carrie Underwood, Sheena Easton, Annie Lennox)!
Vikki Spykke as Celine Dion, Morticia Addams
BOBBY!
I Like Them Big and Stupid by Julie Brown
Vikki Spykke does personal drag performances! Let us know, we'll send on her e-mail to you!
Bananas Foster Cafe
Mariette in Ecstasy by Ron Hansen
See the play at Lifeline Theatre!
Homo-alone, no movie cheating with Watchmen
Moral dilemma with brother bullets
Hunting with David's dad
Werewolf protection
Jasper Redd
"A camera doesn't take pictures, pictures take pictures"

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listener line: 206.984.3766

LFAN # 100 - Loopy Fruit Hundred!

Mon, 2 Mar 2009 04:00:00 GMT

Welcome to the 100th
Loopy Fruit Audio Network podcast!
David, Gay Caucasian and
Raul, Gaysian, are your hosts
Feeling the love!
Voicemail gifts from wonderful people!
Keith
Chris
Greg G.
Auntie Vera Charles and Conscience from
VeraSpeaks.com!
MJ
Tony
Madge Weinstein from
YeastRadio.com!
Cheryl Merkowski from
Whorehole.org!
Southern Joe
Jason and David P.
Mystery Guest!
thank you, Thank You, THANK YOU, everyone!
It's been a great run for our first 100 episodes, thank you!
Extended Outro Music

e-mail: loopyfruit at gmail dot com
listener line: 206.984.3766

LFAN # 099 - Swishing Tails

Tue, 24 Feb 2009 04:00:00 GMT

Welcome to Loopy Fruit!
Presenting your hosts, David and Raul!
First hottie alert
Jonesin' for our parking spot at Trader Joe's
David's Florida rundown, jealous?
Google the Spaghetti Pie recipe
Flight Lady
Baconator in Florida, too
James Brown moment
Raul in Dallas, it blows
King Tutankhamun
Shout out: Rob and Plus One!
Grammy's
Jonas Brothers
Come on, Stevie, show us what you got?
RuPaul's Drag Race
Cuban Ox Tail was tasty
New restaurant safety net technique
Shout out: Paul!
Gay Ox
Title of show
Rihanna victim
We paid our 99 cent, keep us in mind
Michael Phelps and his smoking corn flakes
Don't hate, M----- b-----s!
Second hottie alert
Raul ran seven freaking miles on treadmill
Year for Firsts
Who can ACTUALLY hear the tenors?
We need more happy 100th episode messages! Please call our listener line!

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Loopy Fruit Bonus Moment

Tue, 10 Feb 2009 04:00:00 GMT

Enjoy some randomness, Loopy Fruit style! -

~David and Raul -

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listener line: 206.984.3766

LFAN # 098 - Go Ahead, Sweetie

Tue, 3 Feb 2009 04:00:00 GMT

We're in Chicago!
Loopy Fruit Audio Network podcast
David, Gay Caucasian and
Raul, Gaysian welcome you to the program!
Thank you for joining us!
What's shakin' with your bacon?
New tv on demand folder to watch:
Bromance http://www.mtv.com/ontv/dyn/bromance/series.jhtml
Brody Jenner (not Brony)
Gay face
HBO series: Rome
Mystery guest caller!
Mini-movie review: Pineapple Express
James Franco
Seth Rogen
"If you wanna waste your money, go ahead, sweetie"
State of the State of Michigan
X-Files
Back to Rome!
James Purefoy - skin to win
Chronicle of the Roman Republic http://www.amazon.co.uk/Chronicle-Roman-Republic-Augustus-Chronicles/dp/0500051216
Mad Men http://www.amctv.com/originals/madmen/
Case study of repression
Jon Hamm
Shout out: Rob! HB to you!
We hope you get your stimulus package
"Do not leave my package unattended"
Bruce Vilanch
Shout out: Karen R.!
Just After Sunset by Stephen King http://www.amazon.com/Just-After-Sunset-Stephen-King/dp/1416584080
A book a month
Miss Piggy quote
Bye, bye Blagojevich
Governor Quinn, Medicine Woman
Illinois is broke, where's our bailout?
Larry King interview with Teg Haggard
Heterosexual with issues
Wife in tow
Could we get the women's perspective?
We're not breeders - donate genetic material
Maurice http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0093512/plotsummary
David's upcoming trip
We're approaching our 100th episode! Please call us, leave a message

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listener line: 206.984.3766

LFAN # 097 - We Dare You To Be Happy

Wed, 28 Jan 2009 04:00:00 GMT

Welcome to Loopy Fruit Audio Network!
David and Raul, your Gay Caucasian and Gaysian hosts
Alternative media coolness
Raul's car falling in David and MJ's laps
Boxes for the Brown Elephant (to benefit the Howard Brown Health Center)
David's license to drive?
Suburbanite's dream
Loopy Fruit sleepover!
Raul's hot tub
Places to wear sandals
24 rolls of paper towel
Shout out: Keith, reader in residence!
18 Mexican men
"The Fluffer"
Suze Orman's free download
Will & Trust kit
Lesbine she-speak
Shout out: Armando!
The Kiss Murder by Mehmet Murat Somer
The How of Happiness by Sonja Lyubomirsky
Murat will be in Chicago on January 29th and will appearing at Centuries & Sleuths!
Subway story
Little old woman on the train, robin's egg blue jacket
Keith's new DVD player, help desk?
Shout out: Gregg!
Loopy and Fruity?
Drew Ferguson!
New ways of meeting people
Some TV: Lost, NCIS, House, M.D.
What did that Golden Girl say?
How old is Golden
Going to Florida to visit
Yankee Doodle Dandy
It's so cold! (?)
Layered up to achieve bliss
Sugar Bliss
Small complaints
Making the Big BOWL sing!
Please send in your voicemails for our 100th episode!
Lather us up, put out and shout out (call please!)

e-mail: loopyfruit at gmail dot com
listener line: 206.984.3766

LFAN # 096 - Lifting You Up

Wed, 21 Jan 2009 04:00:00 GMT

You have reached Loopy Fruit!
Welcome to the podcast... introducing
David and Raul, your hosts
(Gay Caucasian and Gaysian)!
Shout out: Gregg!
Brad!
David watches Ina Garten www.barefootcontessa.com
Raul watches Dave Lieberman
Ina's hot friend TR and the OGT!
Shout out: Jason!
Tim!
Storage unit
iTunes Library update
Golden Girls series
Satellite phone!
Michael's Grammy Contest entry! http://www.whatsaboytodo.net/
Please vote: http://www.tinyurl.com/grammycontest
Three Stages of Human Civilization
Impending energy crisis
Doubt starring Philip Seymour Hoffman and Meryl Streep
The Curious Case of Benjamin Button - SPOILER ALERT!
(Be careful at 23:20 for a movie spoiler)
Cate Blanchett
Another Gay Sequel
Barber not stylist?
Getting over it
Unemployed Netflix Box

e-mail: loopyfruit at gmail dot com
listener line: 206.984.3766

LFAN # 095 - Gold Star Gay!

Mon, 12 Jan 2009 04:00:00 GMT

Welcome to Loopy Fruit Audio Network!
This is David, Gay Caucasian and
Raul, Gaysian!
Listener voicemails!
Let us know if you read these shownotes?
Jake's Adventures in Dollywood
Dolly Parton!
Moisturize, a gay verb
Mac and Don's Supper Club
Push that Panini real good
Love you, mean it!

e-mail: loopyfruit at gmail dot com
listener line: 206.984.3766

LFAN # 094 - Cozy Loopy Christmas

Mon, 22 Dec 2008 04:00:00 GMT

Welcome to Loopy Fruit Audio Network!
This is David, Gay Caucasian and
Raul, Gaysian
A very special Christmas episode of Loopy Fruit
Twitching face so it doesn't freeze
Wind was blowing!
Cancun, Mexico!
Tacos for Christmas
Fireplace and Holiday Tree
Disco balls and sailboats
Scorpion on the Christmas tree signifying...
Keep an eye out for the stinger
Holiday Free Money from British Petroleum (BP) Boutique
Gas Station Hut
Watermelon flavor?
Christmas Giveaways
One in every ten Elves is...
Book by Ina Garten!
Barefoot Contessa!
Raul's Santa Rounds
Put it over your stocking cap
Christmas Gift Exchange
Rock-Paper-Scissors
Smaller than a shoe box and PINK
Spa Sister
Toe separators help you unclench
Penguin wrapping paper
Green red stop sign
Box from CB2!
Camin and Wilma Orange
Shopping before the economy collapse
Merry Christmas to all!
Ten Lords a-Leapin'
Nine Ladies Dancing
A Christmas Carol at the Goodman Theatre!
God Bless Us, Everyone
Eve-Eve
Cleveland Rocks
Happy Winter Solstice
Happy Hanukkah
Happy Kwanzaa
Group Hug!

e-mail: loopyfruit at gmail dot com
listener line: 206.984.3766

LFAN # 093 - Get the Juices Going

Tue, 16 Dec 2008 04:00:00 GMT

Welcome to the Loopy Fruit Audio Network!
(LFAN!)
Your hosts, David and Raul!
"Gay Cauasian and Gaysian, respectively"
We all that
How are the ladies?
Voicemail from Andy!
Call us (like Andy did) at 206.984.3766
Roger Whitaker's Cheesy Holly
How did we live without Google?
Very few memorized numbers
Aunt Grandma
You are my dad's mama, not sista'!
Quarter of her age - Raul's quick math
So many party invites - overbooked
Shout out: Bruce and Tony's Holiday Party!
Florida emissaries
David's extra vacation
Not-for-profit paradox
Circuit City liquidation
Competing with Electric Avenue and Funky Town
Raul wants to see David drive
Baconator says he can dance!
Get your stuff and GO
Jim Brickman's $4 CD
(He's a Pianist)
In the flesh, not the buff
Spools of media
DIY Contact paper for iPod
Scratches add character to iPod
Made to be touched
Te Deum by Benjamin Britten
Tour bus to Schaumburg or Lincolnwood
One Euro breast implant
Nip Tuck help
WARM UP
Deutsche Bank promotion
Euro conversion
Canadian Dollar
Two currencies / Two economies
Helping US economy by buying liquidated stuff
Re-Cabling with Ghetto Tivo
Battlestar Galactica on Sci Fi Channel HD
David's Theory on Cable so it won't take over your life
Top Chef on Bravo!
Dave Leiberman squeezing lemons in his hand
Citrus Reamer
Finding a show for Raul
Loving Heidi Klum
The Real Housewives of Atlanta...
Queens, The Bronx, Stanton Island
Anderson Cooper has no hold over David
SNL Blagojevich skit
Raul thinks David is a media w----
106 Gigabytes so far
How digital are the ladies?
Happy Holidays!

e-mail: loopyfruit at gmail dot com
listener line: 206.984.3766

LFAN # 092 - Don't Hate...

Mon, 8 Dec 2008 04:00:00 GMT

Welcome to Loopy Fruit podcast (extraordinaire)!
David and Raul, your Gay Caucasian and Gaysian host welcome a special guest:
Keith!
Exploring something he wouldn't normally do
Read this book, Keith!
Before Sunday - The Life Stories of the Bloody Sunday Victims by Jennifer Faus
Let's do some waffles sometime
Jennifer is smart and dedicated (and very purdie)
Stripper magnet!
Shout out: Elizabeth!
She can even conjugate
Shout out: Jim!
Owning a pizzeria, eating the mistakes
Call the Loopy Fruit listener line! 206.984.3766
Does Jim conjugate, too?
Shout out: Tony!
Tony is on an undercover Loopy Fruit investigation
Oui we played Wii (@ Tony's)!
Keith finally watched "The Devil Wears Prada"
Thanksgiving: Raul not overstuffed
Four queens in a car update
Hand spa treatments, facials, nose strips in the hotel!
Thankful to have each other
Vegetarian, not Flexitarian
On the way to become a sexy beeotch, playing tennis
Serving over handed
Badminton shuttlecock
Operating device in your toilet
OJ Simpson in the slammer
Boy George roughing it up, needs a safe word
"Do you really want to hurt me?"
Educational video on our website
Chenel is a perfect safe word
In the SPIRIT OF CHRISTMAS...!
Loopy Fruit Christmas Giveaways! (Listen to learn more)
Vanity Fair magazine
Kate Winslet
"My word is my bond"
1st Loopy Fruit giveaway -and-
2nd Loopy Fruit giveaway -and-
3rd Loopy Fruit giveaway!
Another favorite Chicago author:
Drew Ferguson "The Screwed-Up Life of Charlie the Second"
Answering every e-mail
Keith needs another new book to read - let us know
Three maraschino cherries
Loving the pictures of Vanity Fair, beautiful people and excellent writing
13 year old neice is head over heels for Twilight
Proust Questionnaire
What or who is the greatest love of David's life?
Which historical figure does Keith most identify with?
Einstein's Theory of Relativity
What does Raul most value in his friends?
What is it that Keith most dislikes?
Which words or phrases does David most overuse?
Why David and Raul say Love Ya', Mean It
(if you don't say mean it, you don't)
Which living person does Raul most despise?
Raul's not a hater
Don't hate... no time to hate
Greatest fears and greatest hopes
Raul's theme
Delay button
Oscar De La Hoya
Drag Queen wrestling raising money for charity
Happy Holidays!

e-mail: loopyfruit at gmail dot dom
listener line: 206.984.3766

LFAN # 091 - Top of the Queue

Wed, 26 Nov 2008 04:00:00 GMT

Get this show on the road!
Welcome to Loopy Fruit podcast
This is David, your Gay Caucasian host and
Raul, your Gaysian host!
Always lovin', not always meanin' it
Driving to the north side of Chicago
Taking the LSD (Lakeshore Drive)
iPod Freak!
Susie Orman says...
David's holidays
Insisting on Refurbished iPod Nano BECAUSE
Tracking my iPod from China to Anchorage, Alaska
Reusing, Recycling, Reducing
Muscle men videos on iPod
Embarrassing story
The Screwed-Up Life of Charlie the Second by Drew Ferguson
Schadenfreude from Avenue Q: The Musical
Keeping video from YouTube
Or audio
Keith popping the voicemail cherry!
(Call us at 206.984.3766)
James Bond movie
My boyfriend's back and you're gonna get in trouble
Prop 8 Protest in Evanston
Raul's Civic Duty in shopping
Paying down credit card debt
Cancun for Christmas with Bacon?
Christmas plans
Back up and pull up one
HP booking LFAN guests
Unplayed or lost episode of Loopy Fruit?
Afraid of the ladies
Doing Mexican
Not too early to listen to Christmas music
Josh Groban's Noel
Deut with Brian McNight
Saint Sebastian
Put it on (name of show)
Here's some C-music for you!

e-mail: loopyfruit at gmail dot com
listener line: 206.984.3766

LFAN # 090 - Mexican Bacon

Mon, 17 Nov 2008 04:00:00 GMT

3-2-1 Hey!
You have reached Loopy Fruit podcast
Welcome! David and Raul, your hosts
(Gay Caucasian and Gaysian, in order)
Thank you for coming, downloading, playing and listening to us!
*Not mutually exclusive*
Chicago - Paris on the Prairie
Raul recently returned from Puerto Vallarta, Mexico
Darker than olive (brown rice)
Call David "Uncle Ben"
Rice-a-roni
Raul and his friend Bacon's trip
Let's leave the country together
Meet at baggage!
You go, you HO
Taking a risk
Photographing well?
Rolling around on beach
Election results!
Supporting Obama
Prop H-8 (Hate) protest
There ain't no protest around here
Ready to queen out
Screw this, I'm going to Potbelly
(Free press: Potbelly cookies loved as much as Trader Joe's)
Michael's pictures from protest (Whatsaboytodo.net)
David's 1998 flashback to the African Arts Festival
David and MJ's Quaker certificate
Christmas Captain AGAIN?!
Festive decorations
Don't mind us, Angry Pilgrim
Four queens in a car
Deciding on music? Yes to Cher
Turning everything into a show tune
Early Carols
Guitar recital ideas
Huge plastic boxes of water for fish
No soap residue and get rid of chlorine
Lap it up like a dog
Small case with a zipper
Memory keys with monograms
David's middle initial
Zipping and unzipping

e-mail: loopyfruit at gmail dot com
listener line: 206.984.3766

LFAN # 089 - Don't Say Area Code

Mon, 3 Nov 2008 04:00:00 GMT

Welcome to the Loopy Fruit Audio Network podcast!
David and Raul, Gay Caucasian and Gaysian, respectively, are your hosts
Ladies and Gentlemen!
Which are you?
Expecting the lilt - that sounds like a man
Scream like a b***h, looked like one, shrieked
David, angel, helping neighbor fix elevator
Call me angel in the morning, touch my cheek, Juice
Olivia Juice Newton John
Needed a reboot, much like Windows
Cover of Pink Magazine http://www.pinkmag.com
Milk: The Live and Times of Harvey Milk
Cover of Out magazine re: Milk
Broken Gay Cherry
Bad habit learned from Madge Weinstein
New Loopy Fruit listener line! Call 206.984.3766
Just say the digits
Didn't know the English
Push their elevator button!
Gale Harold motorcycle accident
James Denton a "real" plumber
Time to lick our lips
Queer as Folk / Six Feet Under parties in time past
Re-cabling
Battlestar Galactica final season on SciFi Channel
(David cusses up a storm)
BAM - pulling the plug, baby
Raul wears different hats, but bare headed, full-haired
Loving our bald sisters and brothers
VOTE OBAMA
Democratic Illinois
Area codes 312, 773, 708, 847
Halloween Parade on Halsted
Martini hit Raul long and hard
Killer Klowns from Outer Space
John Allen Nelson
Sarah Palin look-a-like vomited symbolically
MJ's brunch the next day on All Saints Day
Tasties at Pumping Company
Givin' the business
Quearborn and Perversion: An Early History of Lesbian and Gay Chicago http://www.quearbornandperversion.com
Exclusive screening
EXCELLENT film footage
Out and Proud in Chicago DVD
Studs Terkel (1912-2008) was a treasure
Self-chosen epitaph: "Curiosity did not kill this cat."
Raul graduated from physical therapy
Hips and butt tested, still can't carry no babies
Gluteous Minimus: Shake the moneymaker, what your mama gave ya'
Exercises
But it's the pelvic thrusts that really drive you insane
Day of the Dead party with karaoke
Don't Fear the Reaper
The Love Shack fun to sing-a-long
80s TV?
Technology snobbin'
Raul's plasma TV keeping him inside
Learning the skill of turning off the TV
Clicker, Crackberry and iPhone
The Tennis Channel
Burning DVD from DVR?
Seeing every pore, athletes in action
Moist and moving

e-mail: loopyfruit at gmail dot com
listener line: 206.984.3766

LFAN # 088 - Kathy and the Blue Fish

Mon, 27 Oct 2008 03:00:00 GMT

Welcome to the Loopy Fruit good energy!
L-O-O-P-Y Fruit dot com podcast
David, Gay Caucasian and
Raul, Gaysian, your hosts
Bizzy gurls
Working it so hard and so long
In the Heather Mist car heading where?
Stalker tips
Stifler-ish crush (doesn't work there anymore)
Sean William Scott (SWS)
Unpaid tenors
Blackmailed with pictures
Big Daddy with a Boat
Friday ruined by yelling boss
Pouting and sulking
Instant Message funny
Potluck meal to raise morale
Goodie Day
MJ's Chocolate Chip Cookies are wiped
Made with love
Brian's dish with bacon
Iffy meat
Cinnabons
Engineered to taste good
Black grapes
Shout outs: Melissa, Dean and Jude!
2nd Master's Degree
Indiana story
Shapely gams
Greg and Scott deserve top shelf
Gay Bingo is the best
Everything a Gay touches...
Betta fish adventure
Peace Lily Aquarium
David and MJ's fishy
Chicago Aquarium
Blu the Betta
Kathy Griffin in Chicago!
Raul loves Kathy Griffin! http://www.kathygriffin.net
Ripping on Sarah Palin
Kathy and Margaret in Gay Stratosphere!
So funny it hurts
Forbidden Broadway: Dances With the Stars
Duffy http://www.iamduffy.com
When I get to Warwick Avenue
Shout out: Matt from Christe Peoples Trio!
Katarina's near Orange Garden
We love YOU (so hard and so fast)!
Checking out guy with leaf blower

e-mail: loopyfruit at gmail dot com
listener line: 206.984.3766

LFAN # 087 - Push Down On It

Mon, 6 Oct 2008 03:00:00 GMT

All night long, Lionel!
You've reached Loopy Fruit
Welcome to the audio podcast!
David, Gay Caucasian and Raul, Gaysian, your hosts
How are the ladies?
That's all you got, is just one shot
David's little purple spiral note booklet
Trying to find Bob Dylan's All Along the Watchtower arr. by McCreary
Finding a song in your iPod
Tired and worn, not doing it for a dime no more
Sharing the good energy, recording it for posterity
Raul's Schaumberg story
Disaster recovery
Very little eye candy
Deal but won't do
.. is exhausting
Wind between our wings
Looking for a few good Pips, extra Piply
Hunters in Elk Grove
Homing Device for Homos
Through the forest preserve
Before the witching hour
No-Tell Motel, Hotel California
Heartbreak Hotel?
Girl, you're gettin' fast
What's a boy to do, but wash the panties and other delicates
Hedwig and the Angry Inch line
Hip and butt exercises: Squats, Pelvic Thrust, Monster Walks, Lunges
Elastic band around the ankles
Raul can't carry no babies (no child bearing hips)
Leg raised, dÃjÃ vu
(Title of show)
On top of the washing machine
Near run-in with ex at Hair Cuttery
Birthday gift report
Getting what you wanted!
Matrix, Matrix Reloaded, Matrix Revolutions
Laurence Fishburne, Keanu Reeves, Carrie-Anne Moss, Hugo Weaving
Hugo also in The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert, The Lord of the Rings
Green tinge signifies we are in the Matrix
Nancy Wilson's Acoustic Guitar lesson DVD!
What about love? Don't you want someone to care about you?
Mini-concert for folks
Rock out with bad self
No birthday cards
AGE HERE forever
Panda postcard from China!
Dramatic reading for gay guy (redundant statement)
Dramatic reading of Freedom 90 written by George Michael

e-mail: loopyfruit at gmail dot com
listener line: 206.984.3766

LFAN # 086 - All You're Gonna Get

Tue, 30 Sep 2008 03:00:00 GMT

Loopy Fruit, we're in Chicago!
Hey, everyone! Start the car... back it up
Your hosts: David, Gay Caucasian and Raul, Gaysian
The Ladies and Gentlemen
(YOU people are mostly ladies)
Just people
Afford to be connected?
Clicked on the pod
Hot menz, i.e. Hottie Alert
Definition, retractions, head bobs
You know how long a video takes to render?
Love you long time, but not THAT long
Choir boy tenors
Bring gifts to where we are accepted and loved
H.D.'s
Rubbernecking
Giggling and cackling
Wearing the helmet and being protected
Nip/Tuck on DVD, highly recommended by David
(Nice jeans)
Plastic surgery - but no surgery watching
Rhinoplasty: hammer, chisel
Nailing the nose
No spaghetti, red sauce
iPhone rang, er, buzzed
Dylan Walsh
Julian McMahon
Dangerously hot, uncomfortably handsome
Better when he's bad
Is there such a thing as oversexed?
Understanding the power of beauty
Most beautiful blue eyes
Quivering, breaking water
Chicago water is FANTASTIC - no bottled water!
Giant Brita filter to make it tasty / delish
Matrix I: Heart of Chicago hotel sign
Laughing in the face of disappointment
Petered out on Peterson Avenue
Shout out: Pinoy Boy! from Oh My Pod! Podcast
Proof of listening
Fortress of Target on Peterson
Ridin' by Chamillionaire
Male models photographed
Lovely men, lovely men
Talking to the ugly and homely, nothing against them
Homeless man story
I could use some change myself
NO, NO, NO Amy Winehouse on him
Old lady cart to carry soymilk
I have an apple or banana, would you like one?
Not hungry enough
"No free Subway sandwich for me"
Beggars can't be choosers
Wednesday night meal
Volunteering might benefit another human being
Take it, eat it!
Open up your mouth and feed it

e-mail: loopyfruit at gmail dot com

LFAN # 085 - Download This Upload

Mon, 22 Sep 2008 03:00:00 GMT

[Visit Vote for Change - get instructions how to register to vote!]

[Election Day is coming up!]

Hit the record button!
Button is punched: Welcome to the Loopy Fruit Audio Network podcast!
This is David, Gay Caucasian and
Raul, Gaysian
Can you still afford your internets?
Blood sugar running dangerously low!
Ain't got no stories
Game night!
No hunt after all
David wasn't up for getting tagged
Playing games and husband hunting
Don't hate the player
Shout outs: Bruce, Tony, Sharon, Keith, MJ!
Gay version of Catchphrase
First hottie alert
iTunes merger update
Compilations folder
Important time in an audiophile's life
Support Desk - my computer is GAY, flaming out on me
Ahead lies daunting ripping
Backup your library, ladies
Over Tina Arena? Not really
Step by Step with Whitney Houston and Annie Lennox
Raul's wearing out new music - but associating it with life memories
David's integrating music with everyday activities
iPod Nano - shake, shake, shake - shake your Nano!
Genius Playlist really works! Let it analyze your library
Let it do its thang
Disturbed by the playlist - deploy authorities now!
Cher and Howie Day
Wouldn't you want Amazon to suggest books you might like?
Giving out phone numbers
Call Raul for a good time
You've got the future in your hands
Where are the hotties, we're hungry, testy, cranky
Chicago Fire Department siren
Will and Grace: Season 8 - final season!
Eric McCormick bulked up
Shaving around nipples
David listening to Auntie Vera Charles a LOT
Shout out: Elizabeth!

e-mail: loopyfruit at gmail dot com

LFAN # 084 - Like a Waterfall, Man

Tue, 16 Sep 2008 03:00:00 GMT

Wicked moment!
Welcome to the Loopy Fruit Audio Network!
Introductions: David is Gay Caucasian and
Raul is Gaysian
Wicked fans! (wicked whores)
Making sacrifices and sending more money to the Obama Campaign
(or go to Wicked again)
Fourth time has got to be fattening
Raul is crossing it off Gay To Do list (twice!)
Shout out: Rob!
Critiquing in jeans: turn around, head pop, hand on hip
Three total?
You gotta believe that...
Historic weather in Chicago
Putting on waders and rubbers
Want to come over and watch TV?
Run and hit the puddles
Ripping tons of music in iTunes from CDs
iTunes THE
Working backwards from Z to A
Finished O-Z
OZ! Okay
P for podcast archives
Auntie Vera Charles from Vera Speaks
Madge Weinstein from Yeast Radio
Wanda Wisdom from Wanda Wisdom dot com
More issues than the National Geographic
No expectations from Madge
THANK YOU: to Greg!
Red tennis gear
Wilson
Girl is done on the boat, finito
Missing the choir
Martini Park in Chicago
HUGE mug
There's one thing I hate: a little mug
Mimosa knocked Raul out flat on his beep for three hours
Pumping Company
Shout out: Jeremy, tall drink of water!
Sports: it's all about what to do with the ball
Uncommon Ground
Large selection of umbrellas
Sodomites: did not provide hospitality
Lot said, what about my virgin daughters?
Like a waterfall, man
Tea Master!
Whole bag of Wu-long cha (oolong tea)
Brewing it for the boss
Not my cup of tea?
Proper brewing technique:
Hot the pot; add teaspoon of tea leaves; seep shortly
Teabaggin'
Talkin' about the business
(Hi Keith!)
Warning: Put a cork in that whine!
DVDs of Olympic Men's Diving: Speedos
Alexandre Despatie
Commentators repeat (over and over)
Female diving
When girls become invisible
David has no sisters, only a sista'
Raul's brother is a brother
It's all about popular

e-mail: loopyfruit at gmail dot com

LFAN # 083 - Walking Funnier

Tue, 9 Sep 2008 03:00:00 GMT

Go ahead, bang on it!
Welcome to the Loopy Fruit podcast!
David is Gay Caucasian
Raul is Gaysian
"I am brown rice, regular kind"
Sickie
Thrown down, slammed to the curb
Computer in the box, David cries in pillow
Downgraded to URI
Living it up too hard
Sexy?
What did the ugly gay guy do?
Working it every minute
Big and hard (drive)
In a world where size matters..
Ripping CDs every minute
Inserting and pushing right buttons
Earned some comp time
"Reflection" by Christina Aguilera
iTunes in your head
Calling Madame Fong
Ask Peter?
Peter Answers
Bar-B-Q brats
No sugar added sorbet (hypoglycemic)!
Pepperich Farms Pirouettes
Limit yourself to one and get back to the gym
Hold it like a cigarette
Mike's Hard Lemonade
Michael from Whatsaboytodo.net!
Michael's always looking good
Gay Jock Jimmy!
Straight Jock Jeffrey!
New face of Progressive Democrats
"Looking for the Hotties"
Issuing Hottie Alerts left and right
Shout out: Monica!
Hey Mon
Shout out: Brian!
Texan or Lives in Texas
Six-shooter strap-on
Ten gallon hat
Gay saloon in Austin: Haay!
Red Bull Flugtag
People watching at the lakefront
In the gym more as it gets colder
In Raul's elevator
International signal for a hottie
Laughter is the best medicine
Shout out: Judi!
Hi, Rob - thanks for the e-mail!
He's walking funnier
Shout out: Keith and Tony!
Book signing for Drew Ferguson
"The Screwed-Up Life of Charlie the Second"
Speed reader: Reading at least a book a month!
Tony is GRREAT
Taste of Heaven
@tmosphere
Surfing the Net at Heaven to Big Muscle
The ironing of it all
Crabby waitress
"Another Gay Sequel: Gays Gone Wild!"
Key West vs. Fort Lauderdale?
Sloppy Joe
David and MJ's early birthday present!
Fourth and second time to WICKED!
Popular Wicked Whores
A Pretty Gaysian Friend: Ian!
Stirfried Gaysian: Healthy, delicious and easy to prepare

e-mail: loopyfruit at gmail dot com

LFAN # 082 - Lactose Free Digital

Tue, 2 Sep 2008 03:00:00 GMT

WELCOME to Loopy Fruit podcast!

David and Raul are your hosts!

David is Gay Caucasian and

Raul is Gaysian in

Chicago

Geek corner

Staycation

Urban Adventures

It's a Gay Bash

Old Town

Flexible hours

Computer shopping

It's full - downloading and archiving

Free press: Dell.com http://dell.com

Widescreen snobs

Talk to the hand, tube

Instant Message a salesperson

Don't blame the computer!

Quad core processor?!

It's not a Mac? Not talking to you!

Open Office

Can't judge a man by his TV

No CBS? FINE. David gives up

Chicago Channel 2? 12 after February 2009

WTTW 11-3 Create!

Cooking, gardening, (gay) shows

Jimmy Buffet

"Why Don't We Get Drunk"

Weinie update

Shout outs: Ryan and Paul!

Raul shy around strippers

Skinny and hairy

Talking, funneling, spilling

Show me yours

Ring of fire pit

Not naturally smooth

Arm chair stripper critic

Better underwear

Lactose-free whipcream

Actual sausages

Molested

Mother hen tries to protect friends

Madge Weinstein

Yeast Radio http://yeastradio.com

We're out there doing stuff

E-mailing Madge http://yeastradio.com

Hell in a Handbag Productions Benefit "Viva la Diva"

David Cerda

Our podmother:

Madge Weinstein traits http://yeastradio.com

Raul's high rise

Hating people

We like to think we're lovable

Shout outs: Tony and Bruce!

Uncommon Ground

Raspberry Sorbet with no sugar added

Food coma

Uncle Fun on Belmont

Skull and Cross bone shoelaces

How big is yours? (Memory key)

Migrating erotica

Donate VHS to Gerber-Hart Library

Democratic National Convention in High-Def

Political rant

Agreeing to disagree with Gay Republicans

Go Go Obama!

Do you support McCain?

e-mail: loopyfruit at gmail dot com

LFAN # 081 - Ambushed On Way To Weenie Roast!

Mon, 25 Aug 2008 03:00:00 GMT

You have reached Loopy Fruit Dot Com
Hello, Loopies!
Introducing your Gay hosts, David, Gay Caucasian
and Raul, Gaysian in Chicago
Come on a car ride with us!
MJ, David's partner, driving
Firestation
New TV plugged in
On the way to a party...
Singles
Podcast Ambush coming up!
Shout outs: Ryan and Paul!
Fourth Annual Weinie Roast
Good clean fun, Madrigal's style
"There ain't nothing dirty going on!"
Sausages on the grill
Blood Pressure
Chub rub
Wii Fit called some of our friends OBESE
Free Press: Nintendo
Mario and Luigi
Red and Green--Gay as Christmas
Clay Aiken and Ricky Martin are papas
Children through surrogates
A-Gays can go to the White Party AND get a babysitter
Shout outs: Thom and Rhonda!
Musical Clips after Din Din
"Send in the Clowns"
Sunday in the Park with George
Get it Straight (your teeth)
Gossip Girl, a nasty piece of work
Dollars ready for male dancers
OLYMPICS
Synchronized Swimming and Rhythmic Dancing
Batons
Hot alert! (Little bit of a muffin top)
Google Maps: Belmont and Greenview
"Nine Dead Gay Guys" film
Movie about stereotypes
Readying the microphones for the Podcast Ambush
Welcome to the show, Greg and Aaron!
Vienna t-shirt!
Gay Pride in
Vienna
Gay flags on trains
Prague and Salzburg
Sound of Music action
Car full of Gays, getting hot in here
Cubs Game today? 40-Love
Moving across the universe
Google Maps: Roscoe and Ashland
Street view from the Google Van
Apple and Google
Ryan and Paul's basement is a party-pad
Sheets hanging in windows
Gypsies, Tramps and Thieves Cher Moment
The Alps
Euro Gays: Little more punk, bearish and less product
Tired of the Chinese?
Buck tooth
Waveland Bowl (where David met Wanda Wisdom in person!)
Packing delicates: proper labels
Heavy Boa Box
Brown Elephant won't take intimates
Goodwill for the Gays (LGBTQITX Community)
Getting rid of some VHS tapes: Scream I, Austin Powers, Butt Draft
Aaron's grandma and Kama Sutra gift
"Maybe this will light a fire under your bum"
Dog-eared pages
We're ALL voting for Obama and Biden
U.S. and Poland set missile deal
Let it be... Imagine there are no countries...
Little Caesars Pizza http://www.littlecaesars.com/
DVD WARNING
"Little Bitty Pissant Country Place"
Dolly Parton's Backwood's Barbie
I'm begging of you please don't take my man, Jolene
Savage Garden http://www.savagegarden.com/
Are we there yet?
Anime contact lenses
Which Homo High did you go to?

e-mail: loopyfruit at gmail dot com

LFAN # 080 - Ding Dong Batman Goes To Hong Kong

Tue, 19 Aug 2008 03:00:00 GMT

Do you believe in life after love?
Welcome to Loopy Fruit! Welcome...
This is Loopy Fruit dot com!
David and Raul are your hosts in Chicago
[Gay Caucasian and Gaysian, respectfully]
Happy Baby yoga pose
Philippine buffet coma
Michael Phelps diet minus the workout
6'4" tall, 6'7" wingspan, 6'8"-sized torso
Speedo unitard, issues packing
2008 Beijing Olympics!
Swimming, diving, men gymnastics extra fun
The wrong DVD?
A *REAL* swimmer's build
Eight gold medals
Swim cap to pin the ears back
Mickey Mouse ears
Ryan Lochte
Branden Hensen
Aaron Piersol
Would the camera pan down a little bit?
Annoying in two words: Bob Costas
Omega is keeping track
Put your pen down
Pocket in an irritating way
Girl knows how to score it
Zhing or Jing?
One more reason they're judgin'
Chinese intern
Ding Dong Oolong
Lipton?
I'll take you to Hot Spot
Hot Pot cauldron
Mandarin Kitchen
Ten Rens tea
(Cher in the background)
No, twig! Earthy flavor
Spotted at Qdoba - registered card
Loving our Mexican and our Asian
Going rice
Loving China
Blocked e-mail
MJ's folks visit!
Megabus believers
Record a show on the Megabus!
Meeting up at Market Days
Blue Satin Sphincter bag that says Gay dot com
Naming drugs
Early Christmas gift from Nana and Papa
Size mattering (for a TV)
Two things Leslie Jordan hates...
Shout out: Pinoyboy!
Oh my Pod! podcast
Pinoy explanation
Lime green glow globe Soji Solar Lantern
Things made in China
The Dark Knight in China
Batman scene
No right to say "cheap" Chinese goods
Gays and their haircuts
Honesty-duty between friends
Shout out: Rob! Loving him over and over again
David swoons and descends on the fainting couch
Not gayer than San Francisco
Chicago Air and Water Show
Nerve-wracking jet planes
One blue gorilla in Hawaiian shorts
Summer hours
The kind of friends to be happy for you
Lots of love, two fisted style, and love you mean it

e-mail: loopyfruit at gmail dot com

LFAN # 079 - Stupider People

Mon, 11 Aug 2008 03:00:00 GMT

Welcome to Loopy Fruit!
David and Raul are your hosts
[Gay Caucasian and Gaysian Giggles podcast]
from Chicago, Illinois, United States of America
Not acting
Beautiful Body of Water
Michigama Mama
SPF 85, no kidding
Colors of summer
Little tease
Beach listening:
Eat This Hot Show
Lucky Bitch Radio
Big Gay News
New Buffalo, Michigan
Loadin' up iPod Nano, iPod Shuffle, mp3 player
Raul's hurt foot
Nine mile lakeshore run
(Hear the bass?)
Man up!
Cut off from the rest of the world
Lead foot
Deported for speeding
"Stuck on You"
Sing-song phrase game
Directions did not compute
Driven around, motivated!
Hello, Gaysian!
Boss, I gotta go
New fire station at Elmdale-Peterson / Clark
Checking out the firemen
Hotties jogging down Damen
Whiplash
Rule when engaging a hottie
People are getting stupider
Mother carrying baby running across the street
"The Dumbest Generation"
George Lopez
Losing the evolutionary mechanism for animals eating stupid people
What's the name of that movie?
"Before Sunday: The Life Stories of the Bloody Sunday Victims"
Jennifer Faus book
One cheese curd every hour
Hottie alert - limit to verbage
Eye contact and the men
The ladies of Eat This Hot Show:
Madge Weinstein
Wanda Wisdom
Auntie Vera Charles
Where'd the glance go
Fraiser Crane, "I'm listening"
Non-white British
"Metrosexuality" movie
Tricks for falling asleep
Reverse psychology on Id
Kathy Griffin ordained
"Hellooo, CLERGY"
Rosie O'Donnell's house
Stephen McCauley
"Anything Goes" by John Barrowman
John's a Whovian second
(p.s. check out the outtakes at the end)

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LFAN # 078 - Mama Knight, The Dark Mia

Mon, 4 Aug 2008 03:00:00 GMT

You have reached Loopy Fruit dot com!
These are David and Raul, your hosts
Mama Mia!
Shout out: Reggie!
First hottie alert, then second
Shout outs: Andy and Bret!
Baby Gurl!
Nilaga
She can cook
HB Ian!
Going to DC
Give it up: My Citizenship
Loved Meryl Streep
Pierce Brosnan still has it
Squeeze the knees
Bijou
The Dark Knight
Rats to kill and bibles to dust
"The set has fallen out of my ring"
Venetian Night
Christian Bale
PHENOMENAL
Bat Voice
Directions to Chinatown
Two ladies visiting Chinatown
Loved the movie in everyway
Fight the evil power!
Collective Gasps
Applause at movies, a few queens clapping
"I-had-a-great-time-how-about-you?" clapping
Zach Mogley
Polyamorous
Sharing Rusty Joiner
Naughty bits
U turn / parking pause
Take off my heels, Manolos
Backing up the car
Gaysian parking
Sophia's quest to find her daddy
Breaking out into song on Greek island
Loving Colin Firth Long Time
Head banger heart throb
Moment of silence for Heath Ledger
Aaron Eckert
Shout out: Rob!
Our constant companion
Listen long time? Let us know, tell a friend
Hungry for Dim Sum, and dim some more
Classic Diva insert

e-mail: loopyfruit at gmail dot com

LFAN # 077 - Sweetest Little Things

Mon, 28 Jul 2008 03:00:00 GMT

Hello, everyone!
This is David and Raul, hosts
This is Loopy Fruit Audio Network podcast audio recording
MP3 file extravaganza!
Have you ever been on a bike ride with David?
Pedal buddy
1985 Blue Neu City Schwinn Bike
Gaggin' for a bike ride
Helmet to protect the noggin'
Hit the trail for practice: Long a-- trail!
(and it is filled, infested with idiots)
Too dumbfounded to ring the bell
"Maybe we should move?"
Gypsies with caravans
Strollers
Avoiding hitting the simple minded
Weekend rider!
Keeps going straight, gayly forward
Big bone to pick - the Queen forgets
Keith's book pick!
Jennifer Faus, author of "Before Sunday:The Life Stories of the Bloody Sunday Victims"
"My Trip Down the Pink Carpet" by Leslie Jordan
Beverly Leslie from Will and Grace
Dolly Parton's height
Shout outs: Keith and Jimmy!
Checking e-mail all the time
CTA Bus Tracker
Sauntering to the bus stop, doing makeup
Multitasking
Shout out: Greg B!
Hottie Alert Rule
When a Queen Decrees...
Hot straight married man with kids
Beepin'
CJ Scott Photography
Raul's iPhone plunge!
What kind of American are you?
Required to buy
LINE out the door at the Apple Store on Michigan Avenue
White or Black? 16 or 8 megabytes?(Skin skin skin)
Motorola Razr flip phone
Flip-Am
GETTIN' IT!
Canceling T-Mobile
David's iPod experiment during Stay-cation
Raul's Hot Traxxx
First Contact Honor
Oops, M word
Not mesmorizing phone numbers anymore
Not calling Big Sista'
This is WHY we're in recession
Patio chat
Gay colors: Lavender and Neon Lime
Shopping in the children's section: No
Not Childish, Childlike
iPhone features
Sprint Instinct
Put a letter "I" in front of it to make it cool!
Can I hold it? OMG
Picture of a man using the pinch
Smart Playlist - Any over 5
Listening to just one song while running
Christmas countdown
iPod Train

e-mail: loopyfruit at gmail dot com

LFAN # 076 - Next Question!

Mon, 21 Jul 2008 03:00:00 GMT

We're live! (sorta)
Welcome to Loopy Fruit!
It's David and Raul, your hosts
And very special guests!
Tony, Gay-sican and
Keith!
Gaggin' for it
Widdle bit Windy and the Flying Nun
Aunt Clara from the fireplace
Aunt Flo from Red Bank, New Jersey
Angelina's babies
Fortress and Knox
Katie's baby
There is no hotline
Waiting for the hair and make-up
Revenge is sweeter than Christmas
Face fit for radio
Hair documentation
Raul's biggest extravagance?
To go back to the Old Country
Sleeping in the seat, travel size
David's extravagance?
Was he naked
NEW books, suckers for Borders
Rojelio's weather and Mexico
Juan Carlos books the trips
Dolphin Mama
Elegant and powerful: Drag Queens
Avoiding tuna
Cats are worshipped and adored
Mario Lopez' soap
Come back as a cockroach
A big liar?
Male lion and his PRIDE
Truth is kneaded like dough
V.G.L.
N.S.A.
..Thank you, man
Do you like to party
Shout out: Megan!
Sister Margarita and the Holy Salt
Boystown-lite
Really really hard
She took Raul's clapper! (shove)
The float continued, he had to get off
Why is your nose growing?
Pride II is Market Days
Leather kilts
Marilyn Monroe style blow-up
Red Rover, send Kilt Boy on over
Does your mother know you are gay?
A coming out story "Three dollar bill"
And another! "Making out like bandits"
"Is this what you like?"
Tell us about the ex-Marine's buddies
Wild child sister used up the drama
Girls behaving badly
Gay youth are not problems
Hung up on gay marriage
Marriage-light or REAL
Whatever you call it, not asking for MORE than everyone else
Priced out
What talent would you like?
Keith lack of decor flare and fashion--but, believe us, he's GAY
Hancock Fabrics - sewing up a batch of curtains
Tony would like to think faster to shut Keith up!
Perseverance
Harry Potter fever - Dumbledore
Gay Wizard's Erotica
Slash stories
Challenge to Loopy Fruit listeners!
Keith's future book report
Words or phrases most overused
(Outtakes)

e-mail: loopyfruit at gmail dot com

LFAN # 075 - Riding the Rails

Mon, 14 Jul 2008 03:00:00 GMT

We're started!
Welcome to the Loopy Fruit Audio Network podcast!
What? I didn't hear you
David, Gay Caucasian and
Raul, Gaysian host in Chicago
Chicago Transit Authority Red Line train
Looking out the windows, look inside apartments
Wigs and Hair Emporium on Broadway
Ambient sounds
Larry station
Uptown neighborhood
Wimbledon 2008
A Michael from Whatsaboytodo.net thing
Somewhere to go?
Bus vs. train
Google Maps: Irving Park / Sheridan
Aly and AJ at Taste of Chicago
Greedy Little Gaysian
Taking the train underground - going down
Red Line goes subway closer to downtown
Elton John's "Mona Lisas and Mad Hatters"
Addison stop - Wrigley Field in sight!
Not used to rice
Living the good life - all about attitude
"Happy with what and who you do"
That's the bottom line - who do you love?
Belmont, one of the gayest stops on the Red Line
In the Gay-eighborhood
Catty Chatty
Chatty Cathy
Federer could lose it, Nadal win it!
The perfect cure for rain delays
WALL-E
Social commentary on modern life
Huh? Huh? What'd you say, old man
Earth overrun with W merchandise
Huge humans flopping over like...
Irony of Pixar
Going home and turning on box, then the tv
Butching it up at hardware store
Copper wire and alligator clips on antennae
Telescopic
North and Clybourn station
Usually listening to noise canceling headphones
Won't be late, we're not busy, here for the ladies
E-mailing technician from CBS
Low frequency VHF signal
WTF? No antennae on rooftop
Proper Mechanical and Electrical Connection
Master Electrician
(Noisy spots underground on the train)
Another Diva having problems (Diva Dimmer)
It's just like one to go off!
Hottie Alert - nope, take it back
Monets - look good from far away
Amy Winehouse sang at Nelson Mandela's 90th b-day
Movies in the Park: Hairspray!
Tour of the Pink Palace
Edgewater Beach Hotel building
Bubble tea in Chinatown
Objectionable content on Loopyfruit.com
Lake station
Sitting next to a hottie on train
Destination in mind
About nothing
iPhone 3G
Murdering a mobile phone?
Saving your SIM card

e-mail: loopyfruit at gmail dot com

LFAN # 074 - I Want My Clapper

Mon, 7 Jul 2008 03:00:00 GMT

You're on Loopy Fruit!
WELCOME!
Your hosts:
David, Gay Caucasian
Raul, Gaysian
Summer fun
Right up here is where we store the juice
Shout out: Greg B!
Shout out: Tyffanie!
Spam update
Megabus to Cincy
Mother S, not Smurf
Congrats, MJ's sister
Mistress, not Masters
Blowing kisses to hotties
Shout out: Cam and CJ!
Victorians, Victoria, British Columbia, Canada
Wicked chorus
Tilting heads to the Queen, trained at birth
Canadian accents, eh
MJ and David tour of Chicago usually included exotic dancers
Celebrating the male form
Raul featured on a parade float
Pride in Chicago!
Moist before the rain started
Beads and clappers
What to do with stuff from Pride Parade?
Street crowding
Breaking a leg for Pride
Rain dance summoned rain gods
Give us the plastic stuff!
(We're not gonna tell you everything, stalkers)
Rubber nose kink
Shout out: Ryan!
Girl had to go
Caution: Asian parking
Martha Wash @ Pride Fest
Chicago Gay Men's Chorus
Vacation all week, busy boys
Renting bikes at North Avenue Beach
Bike and Roll Chicago
David's first time on the trail
Do people WANT to get hit by bikes?
Newsflash: Other People Exist
Chicagoans must be so engrossed in their deep thoughts...
Taking turns riding first
Biking accident
Bikers riding between the fallen
"Get outta the way!"
Sprinkling green tea on them
S-L-O-W signs
Stopped by a bike cop
Before Raul was a citizen
Yield means Stop!?
The true crime
Free helmets, reusable
Heads go splat on the pavement
Condom tips
Having a Blast on the boat!
Greg and Scott, Ryan and Paul on the boat!
Six gay men and Southern Joe
Queen's Barge
Helloooo, we're six ladies sailing!
Singing "Night and Day"
John Barrowman
Torchwood
Small Loopy Fruit budget
Loopy Fruit Pride Float ideas
Hottie alert, hottie alert, hottie alert... distractions
Pointing and laughing
Same sex kisses on Torchwood
Noshing for days
The British are Randy

e-mail: loopyfruit at gmail dot com

LFAN # 073 - All About the Box

Mon, 23 Jun 2008 03:00:00 GMT

WELCOME to Loopy Fruit podcast!
Hola, Chulos!
This is David, Gay Caucasian
This is Raul, Gaysian
Mother says, "What's Loopy Fruit?"
Gay sons make the best daughters
Gurls!
Tennis with Randy
Shopping with Larry, all sort of gay things
Neiman Marcus
Burberry - gays were out in full force
Dab and sniff
Jo Malone
Shout out: Scott! Thanks for the samples
Green City Market - best farmer's market EVER
Tank top
Run-in with HP, Raul, David
Beautiful green shirt
Outfit popped! Of course it did, we pop
Overloaded with records
Crystal Gayle
"Don't it make my brown eyes blue!"
You must believe in magic
Long wigs
Hundreds of pounds of vinyl to rip
Sara Bareilles' Little Voice
"Love Song"
Jimi Hendrix
Sharing the digital wealth
Story about Obsession
Digital converter for television!
Government cheese coupon! ($40 discount for a new digital converter)
Calm it, all right?
But which model?
Can we go to Target
Sold out, sold out, sold out!
How am I going to live without my digital box?!
Run screaming down the street
Geeks and Gays know how
No CBS?
Swingtown is Winnetka, Illinois
Digital tv is NOW, leave analog behind in the dust
There's nothing on!
(Maybe see Matt Lauer more clearly)
Sean William Scott (Stifler) is really cute
"Promotion"
John C. Reilly
The Filipino Baby
Better be cute
Non-alcoholic mojito
Manly bottle
Musical selection!

e-mail: loopyfruit at gmail dot com

LFAN # 072 - Needle on the Record

Mon, 16 Jun 2008 03:00:00 GMT

Welcome to Loopy Fruit dot com!
David, Gay Caucasian
Raul, Gaysian
Our little radio progrum on the Internets
from Chicago!
Moist panties
Sex and the City opening was a gay holiday
Raul traveled to Gaysia
Surprise to the folks
Not getting the gay on (on the Big Island)
Google Maps: Damen-Irving Park-Lincoln
Car for the 'rents
Mama ridin' the stick
Hottie alert: iPod strapped to a massive bicep
Potatoes over rice?
Engine stalled 10 times
Backin' up...
David learned how to drive a tractor
Drivin in Chicago
Queen wave in passenger seat
Hottie alert? No
Southern Joe at Starbucks? No.
Reverend, would you like to dine on my yacht?
Sailing with the future pastor
Choir boys
Girl does his crunches
Midsommer's Fest
So many festivals, no worries
Lake Michigan beaching it on North
Eye candy? I'm not giving up carbs!
Re-learning directions jetlagged
What time is your body now?
13 hours ahead - passing International Dateline
Did you get one
Need to call Hergen
Madge Weinstein is AWESOME!
We love Madge Weinstein, Madge Weinstein,
Madge Weinstein
Hottie alert: Me love him long time
Rub the touchpad, rub the peach
The Something Store
A surprise something!
Brother is a Gemini
Parking Prayer
Hazel nut
Knock Knock?
Jeffrey needs to be photographed
Winning smile
HP at Homo Depot
Guitar lessons on Thursday
Cranky, rubbed a nipple for us
Shout out: The MoYos!
Dipping into a whole new realm of digital media
Ripping vinyl LPs!
Reckless Records
USB turntable - needle
Rediscovering Shirley Bassey
and Elkie Brooks
James Bond theme singer
Surely...
Future LFAN segment: old ripped music
We got some aspirin down at United Drug
Love you, mean it (and all that jazz)

e-mail: loopyfruit at gmail dot com

LFAN # 071 - Loopsty Summer Kick Off

Mon, 2 Jun 2008 03:00:00 GMT

Loopy Fruit, we're in Chicago!
Welcome to the Loopy Fruit Audio Network
David, your Gay Caucasian and
Raul, your Gaysian host welcome you

e-mail: loopyfruit at gmail dot com

LFAN # 070 - Outed at Target

Mon, 19 May 2008 03:00:00 GMT

Welcome to Loopy Fruit Audio Network!
David and Raul, your Gay Caucasian and Gaysian hosts in Chicago
Please welcome back Michael!
We're all Delilah
Clapping like a ...
Michael has a FANTASTIC blog... whatsaboytodo.blogspot.com!
Lipdubbing to Miley Cyrus
Teenager times three
Hannah Montana
That's So Raven
Lucy comedy
Mylie's photograph
Madonna
Who made us queens?
Waving to our people
High drag
Pomp and circumstance, but no 18 wheelers
That purse is on fire!
Real women not allowed in ministry
Lesbian in the office
Lipstick lesbian? You must be when ...
Do you call each other boy?
God would agree, She is pissed
Would the pope shop at Target?
Barack Obama is probably handy
Kitchen contraptions
Loopies have had Michael several times
Pink, glittery high heeled platform shoe!
Gay magnet
Naked man magnet
Rainbow Montreal is so queer
Pictures of other people's kids
Father George
Magnet wall in other room
Value All Families!
Placing the magnet
Trick to shopping at Red Dot Boutique
Beautiful people shopping at Target
Hot security
Shout out: David!
Taking back the curtains, pretend you're straight
Outed at Target
Made his --- look big
Look at that bacon!
Product placement
Iron Man
Indiana Jones!
John Williams' theme
Sex in the City movie
Big opening
Camping out the night before
David's movie theatre ranking
Landmark Century
River 21 East
Evanston
Bus my table?
Hot bus boys at
Free press: Caffe Baci!
Check YOU out
A rat hole closed down
Health Department SWOOPED in!
Estrogen going crazy
Dumpster Task force green sticker
Going online to City of Chicago department of health
Toasted buns
Michael's Myley Cyrus Lip dub!
Shout out: Andrea! A Ropey Old Bird!
Enchanted "True Love's Kiss"
Gay bashed on blog
At least give me a rating!
Homos are in now, but transgendered are the next big thing
The gays will become boring
A million gay podcasters
Feast of Fools
Wanda Wisdom
Married with equality
What's a second date?
How many first dates last night
They don't call back - what's a girl to do?
Binding feet
Check out "What's a boy to do dot blogspot dot com"!

e-mail: loopyfruit at gmail dot com

LFAN # 069 - Fall Far From the Tree

Mon, 12 May 2008 03:00:00 GMT

Welcome to Loopy Fruit!
Thank you for joining us
First introductions: David, your Gay Caucasian
Raul, your Gaysian
Keith
Tony
Hergen
Bruce
MJ
Hearts and Cashmere!
Loopy Fruit game night
Happy Mother's Day to all mums!
Mama with 17
Groucho Marx at least takes it out of his mouth sometimes
Where are your mums now
Imelda Marcos
Enough about Yo Mama
Cloverfield on DVD
Armado's itty bitty t.v.
When the monster is only 6 inches tall
Big Monster
Forgetting Sarah Marshall
Months seeing billboards
Full frontal male nudity
Same guy in Freaks and Geeks, How I Met Your Mother
Dad is big, straight ex-Marine
A whole other orchard
Military buddies came over
Sue Sponce
Gay brother's partner meeting the parents
Transylvanian accent
Coming out at the Military Ball
Two times Keith's father cried
Shout outs: Collen, Kerry, Kathy, Kevin, Kent, Kyle, Casper, Kelly, and Kingsley!
Tony is kitty-sitter for Alley
Bon Voyage, Bruce!
Special needs cat
Where does the medicine go
Milking the cat in Meet the Parents
What is this wet nose doing
Stripped search at airport
Weird moments with pets
Eating dogs?
Viggo Mortensen
Eastern Promises
No television
Desert Sunrise
Midwestern Nice
Double fister
Tennis talk
"I have nothing to say to you, Keith"
Sue Sponce
Misspelling in passport
Yay, local sports team
Jock-speak, Jock dialect
Our torch is lit
Olympic torch to the top of Mt. Everest
Keith always wanted to be Trixie in Speedracer
Younger gay brother, writer in Harlem
Sue Sponce
Walking across Brooklyn Bridge in the dark
Ending up at Short Bus
Flexibility
Lars and the Real Girl
Real doll
Podcasting cherry
Big Muscle name?
Trembling Thighs
Sue Sponce
Hulk Hogan's son
Keith reads, but put Netflix on hold
Ellery Queen murder mystery
Alt
Germans do not make good cheese but great:
SAUSAGES
Dead air on Loopy Fruit
Milli Vanilli, first concert
First sexual experiences
"Yes, I admit, I was a prison b*tch"
Tears for Fears first sexual encounter
Don't hate the player
Earning the express ticket to hell
Wonder Woman twirl and bracelets
Seeing guys from Big Muscle dot com at the office
People pleaser
Get a piece of this rock

e-mail: loopyfruit at gmail dot com

LFAN # 068 - Stimulate the Package

Tue, 6 May 2008 03:00:00 GMT

WELCOME!Au RevoirYou have reached the audio podcast of Loopy Fruit dot com!David, your Gay Caucasian andRaul, your Asian hosts!One of two special guests: Greg! (He's a Mac)International Mister Leather - gadgets galoreBoys and their toysX-Box, Hot BoxTennis star Dmitry's facial hairSexy Yeti!Roger Roger Roger (Federer)Chasing balls at SidetrackPerson's with V'sRussian having a lot of itTaking Scott out for a walkDinner group with IndianShout outs: Paul and Ryan!Free press: Viceroy of IndiaEating grass / bird seedPanRose leaves, coconut, fennelSmells like insect repellentFree press: Granville AnvilRaul's New Year's Anvil storySmiling across the barSure, my friend right here is single!Rice teaseWe don't have to go home... lovely offerSmile for a weekMJ's magnetic personalityCute Deaf gay boyG-string photo on his mobile phoneGay sign languageDon't scratch the paintStarbooty by RuPaulMy dad might be listening to this...Boondock has Tagalog origin ÃïïBundokÃïïBastardizedThe sun once never set on the British EmpireLike Eddie Izzard and a little history lessonThe Onion newspaper dramatic readingGet the F outta the road safety program!MJ saw a person get hit!Texting while drivingHalf of the managers admitted to using Blackberry while drivingHot cheese is the answer to everythingHugh Jackman and his huge ackmanSummer movie rundownHarrison Ford is still plenty hunkyShia LaBeoufAngelie Jolie kicking A this summerLuck and Cherry debacleThe Dark Knight whip soundBrideshead RevisitedAnother Gay Sequel: Gays Gone WildPrince CaspianMr. Tumnus' nipples could cut glassDavid is a sci-fi geekLeaving Sidetrack and showtunes for Battlestar GalacticaThat couldn't happen...Needs a man in their lifeSpeaking of Desperate Housewives!Jumping the sharkWhat Would Bree Do? (WWBD)Super MannyCome're PC!Welcoming our second special guest: Scott! (He's a PC)"Ride of our Lives" tv showThe Moose (Greg's mom)No bridges in Madison CountySlow down, turbo--go, go, speed racerOnly allowed four bagsPrepared to stimulateDetermining who is the PC and who is the MacRaul has converted to AppleLiving in a hot spot, near a hospitalTexting from the ambulanceMadonna's "Hard Candy"Four minutes to save the worldTimbalandLove my Apple long timeKickin' it with dark grayDifferent keysWhen you turn it on, boot itTech talk on Loopy FruitGreg can't see David as a Sci-Fi geekStar Trek at Ren Faire?Time travel elementWingin' itGetting out on the courtDouble fisting the racketWhat is Greg running from (or to)?Rabid raccoonFelt like the hunchbackRunning on the treadmillChoosing shoes by colorGay up the sportsFitted at Fleet FeetNew way to lace my shoes? Lacing 2.0?It always ends with a bowBelling the gays

e-mail: loopyfruit at gmail dot com

LFAN # 067 - Generican Citizens

Tue, 29 Apr 2008 03:00:00 GMT

Loopy Fruit, we're in Chicago!
Welcome to the Loopy Fruit Audio Network
David, your Gay Caucasian and
Raul, your Gaysian host welcome you
Sharing the good energy
Put your hand on it, rub it
City-shen
Being cheap, let's do this now
Fingerprinted, fingered, giving the finger
Next contestant...
If you're lucky you can stay in the country!
Oath ceremony
In case of emergency...
One week can make a difference
If you're an Olympic athlete
Let me through security, I'm coming back
Europe without visas
Tell it to the wrist, 'cause I am pissed
Now Raul can vote, he can complain
Road trip to Michigan with Southern Joe!
Red Lobster in Michigan City, Indiana
Heart of Generica
Shout out: Mr. and Mrs. Y!
eBay whore or john?
Shout out: Mr. and Mrs. M!
All we got are Dibs!
Shout out: John!
First Pres in Flint 50th Annual Choral Festival
Cherub; Cantus; Chancel Choirs
Mouthy waitress
Smoking or Non?
Sweet Thang or Sweet N Low
I heard sailors are weird
Proud owner of a tea cart
Another state with "I"
Types of Queens review
Escher at Flint Institute of Arts
No danger of deportation
Surrender, Green Card!
Born on the Big Island
Manila ice cream
Shout out: Randy!
Coming out as a podcaster
Shout out: Rob!
Hurt and stink that day
One is the loneliest number
Not because we're gay...
Recording in hell
Asparagus p
Happy Birthday, Norell!
Hibiscus tea and asparagus combo
Look forward to Cat Daddies (Mommies)
David's travel tips
Let it soften
Wondering if the softball players were gay
Straight guys don't kiss on the lips
Scoring, homerun!

e-mail: loopyfruit at gmail dot com

LFAN # 066 - As Good As Cheese

Mon, 21 Apr 2008 03:00:00 GMT

We're SO back!
Welcome to Loopy Fruit Audio Network
hosted by David and Raul, gay men in Chicago
Free press: Homemade Pizza Co.!
For those of you that eat pizza
Delicious discussion, gorgeous gossip
NO more e-mails at loopyfruit at gmail dot com
You know we're kidding right?
Spring vac rundown
David cannot stress enough..
..the importance of an updated passport
Canadian Dollars, loonies and two-ys
Look at that 10 year old picture
Leaving the U freakin' S
Trip ruined, entire pillow set soaked with tears
MOTHER FRACKERS
Taking shoes off? Let's go OFF
See the Starbucks? Let David through
Salvaging the weekend
Dirty Dick's Last Resort
In your face
Corn people.. children of the.. Attack!
States with "I"
Raul's big announcement!
Filipino-American
Voting is one of the best things
Chad's a lot of fun, too
Spikey Head Filipino-American!
No smiling allowed
Rusty's selling bacon
Selling it, not eating it
As Good As It Gets
Loving Greg Kinnear
Superhero Movie
How gay is that
Wolverine shaving
The Ruins
Viva Mexico
Smart People
Dennis Quaid is a PROFESSOR
Sarah Jessica Parker
Sex in the City movie release weekend will be a Gay Holiday
Gayer than Christmas
Flocking to the big opening
Concession Stand story
Ice Cream Three Fitty
Quote All we got are DEE-IBS
Edy's Dibs
Guys and Dolls at Loyola University
Shout out: Greg and Aaron!
La Boheme simulcast sold out
Addison, Illinois is west of Western
Jose, can you see?
Shout out: Greg and Vanessa and their new baby girl!
Children and pets don't fit in our lifestyle
Collecting things in little plastic bags
Enough being sarcastic
All we got are DEE-IBS
Seattle rundown
All the way up the Space Needle, then down
Who else did you do?
Pike Place Market
Sneezy Smurf
No sexual innuendo here
Seeing Mr. Bond's 7
Daniel Craig
It's a floater
Time for a bath
Not a hot tub, no turbulence
As Good as Cheese
Getting to 69th episode

e-mail: loopyfruit at gmail dot com

Loopies on Spring Break!

Tue, 8 Apr 2008 11:36:00 GMT

Hello, everyone! We hope you are well (love ya', mean it). David is in Montreal, Raul is in Seattle... we'll record some lovely programs on our return. Check back soon - and catch up on some shows you've missed in the meantime! (So bossy!)

~Loopy Fruit boyz

LFAN # 065 - Free Money

Mon, 24 Mar 2008 14:00:00 GMT

WELCOME to Loopy Fruit dot com!
We're happy you joined us!
This is David and Raul - a Gay Caucasian and Gaysian in Chicago
Hello, aliens in space
Winning raffle for a gift card to a retail store
Free money in Niles, girl
Riding Pace bus
Meeting Eric - Shout out: Eric!
Buying fun and games
Apples to Apples
Shout out: Sarah!
Uno
Dolly Parton CD at Target! Backwoods Barbie
Pre-spending
Breaking out Rook at snack bar
Many of our people in Niles?
Free press: Noodles and Company
Not supporting the W
Auntie Dominica's and Grandma Jewelle's
Movies in a bag
Daniel Craig movie
DVD exchange
Beating the system
On Golden Pond
Jane Fonda, Peter Fonda, Katherine Hepburn
Big metal cage sale
Bram Stoker's Dracula
Gary Oldman
Annie Lennox "Love Song for a Vampire"
Monster movies
Not "The Host"
Game night at Bruce and Tony's!
Hello in German
Hergen Hairspray
Pope Benedict from Bavaria
Gold dress and Prada red shoes
Hours antiquing for the Vatican
Designing naked torsos
Put those away!
Spanish language lesson
Latino names for Filipinos
Ã - eÃe
MuÃoz
Strunz and Farrah CD
Focused on Dolly
Par for the course
Watching ESPN?
Mouths not running over
Raul Cherry Doll
Pedro Caliente
Kissin' and kiddin'

e-mail: loopyfruit at gmail dot com

LFAN # 064 - Drive Thru Window

Mon, 17 Mar 2008 03:00:00 GMT

You've reached Loopy Fruit podcast!
Your hosts, David and Raul, welcome you!
Thank you for joining us (We're in Chicago!)
Exhausting work to listen to a podcast
Mobile studio!
Visiting TJ's
Quoting Young MC
One for you, one for me
Lookin' ain't touchin'
Wheel of Fortune taping in Chicago
Can't spell, not a Wheel Watcher
HP didn't have any plans
Navy Pier
25th anniversary of Wheel
Vanna White, 5 dresses a day
YOU, be quiet
As big as Raul's Honda
What kind of car is it? Beige?
Use microfiber cloth instead of paper towel
BIG car, green groceries
Irish and Raul's leprechauns
Wearing the green
Opera simulcast from The Metropolitan Opera
Peter Grimes
Cuties at TJ's
Very little Second Life
Ordering lunch
Green Mill Jazz Club & Cocktail Lounge
Working from home naked
501 Levis
Debit card at drive through window - gracias!
Pardon!
Google maps: Broadway and Granville street view
Gay men leave you so fast
Camera angles from opera
Asian parking
Fix or repair daily
What did Raul hit?

e-mail: loopyfruit at gmail dot com

LFAN # 063 - Loopy Fruit Bottom Line

Sun, 9 Mar 2008 23:00:00 GMT

Back in bidness!
WELCOME to the Loopy Fruit internet radio show!
David and Raul, your gay hosts
My hump, my hump!
Girls can make wishes to a fairy
Suck it, Jesus!
Wii tournament rundown
Michael and Jimmy were awesome hosts
Tennis elbow
Digitize it and put it on a screen
Playing Wii naked
Sorry, Lee, Raul hit you
Wii sportsmen know how to have fun
Shout out: Tennis drag queen Keith!
"Gay but not a faggot"
Tree trunk legs, overdeveloped calves
Sturdy people, good understanding
Like Legolas, faggoty and clear skinned people
Different colors
Brown is IN
Karen would say, "Brown is OUT"
Shout out: Jason!
David's vacation in the tropics
Cowboy Weber's toy guitar
Food Network studies!
Barefoot Contessa
Alton Brown's Good Eats
Dave Lieberman
Orange and Carrot Soup
Tea time fine tuning
Kathy Griffin recording from the Chicago Theatre
Bravo is tres gay
Boned up on food
Boned up for internet date
Embargo lifted on white friends
Hello to Bob from Montana!
The doors are open, so many people knocking
Giddy
Free press: Glade Plug Ins
Definitely, Maybe
Ryan Reynolds, has got it going on all up in there
Raul's back on DVD mail order rental!
Arrested Development
Jason Bateman
Juno
Atonement
Vantage Point
Matthew Fox
Watching Oscars on 50-in. plasma
Jane Austen's Pride and Prejudice
Hi, nudge, poke, pinch--PENETRATION
New application on Facebook
Bone up on Jane Austen
Lift your voice like that
Looking into apartments, looking for the naked
Hot Peter update
Muscles up the ying-yang
High Rise
Photo derriere, scan, upload, print, mount
Code word

e-mail: loopyfruit at gmail dot com

Loopy Fruit Bonus Moment

Wed, 5 Mar 2008 03:30:00 GMT

Enjoy some randomness, Loopy Fruit style!

~David and Raul

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LFAN # 062 - Ready For Your Jelly + Special Guest!

Tue, 19 Feb 2008 04:00:00 GMT

It's Loopy Fruit podcast - welcome! David and Raul host
Jeffrey joins the Loopies today! Remember the Straight Jock?!
Sundance Film Festival rundown
Bringing joy in the winter chill at Park City, Utah
Raul's video dreams
Bloodshot eyes of sin - Southern Joe doesn't wanna know why
Film buffs need to go - heaven for cinephiles
Awards weekend
Egyptian Theatre
Movies all day!
Robert Redford's Sundance Institute
"Man on Wire"
Philipe Petit
"The Wackness" wins Dramatic Audience award
Producer?
The time when Times Square turns into Disneyland
Ben Kingsley
Bartering alive in 1994
"Trouble the Water" wins top documentary award
Home movie footage in New Orleans during Hurricane Katrina
Anderson Cooper and his silver hair
"Birds of America"
directed by Craig Lucas, playwright, screenwriter, among other things
Matthew Perry
Celebrity sightings!
Aaron Eckhart
Daniel Baldwin
Grammy moment
Tina Turner
I am the Queen
Oscars are the gay men's superbowl
Juno I think...
27 Dresses
James Marsden in Hairspray - Corny Collins
Hilarious trashy John Waters source material intact
Annoyance Theatre featuring John Waters
Polyester, Pink Flamingos
Spoiler alert!
American Wedding scene
Sequel to Juno?
Socially relevant on Loopy Fruit
Is anyone that hip?
Great cast
Sucking sound
My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard
Excuse me, Ms. Knowles? I'm ready.
What flavor jelly is it? I've got a big jar of peanut butter
Stunned by montrous performance of Daniel Day Lewis
Celebrity look-alike: James McAvoy / T.R. Knight
Mr. Tumnus' hairy nipple
Manscape the Faun
Kelly Clarkston!
Atonement has great accents
Raul and Jane Austin
Moby Dick not male erotica?
Coffee loving sailor
"Big book"
Tilda is in Clayton
Superbad was super snubbed
50-inch plasma
Jamaca? No, just kissed her
Agist and exiled
Battlestar Galactica marathon
Commercials? What?
Over Jerad - he's already biggest loser
One step up from dogfood
All tastes the same no matter what you call it
Dell dude, 420, party and play
Melvin the Stoner told me
Hamburger phone
Put Juno in your pocket
Hard Candy
Mail order movie rental friends!
Raul's queue is still out there
Artsy vs. Trashy - ride that fence
Really weird stuff at Dim Sum: chicken feet
Skewers in Manhattan, unexpected stay
Jock meeting in the Spring

e-mail: loopyfruit at gmail dot com

LFAN # 061 - There Will Be Social Lubricant

Tue, 12 Feb 2008 04:00:00 GMT

Help us out - name that tune!
David and Raul welcome you to the podcast
Satellite radio at noodle joint?
Love is stronger far than we
Single's Awareness Day (Valentine's)
Do you need a man to complete your life?
You complete me, I drink it up
YouTube movie previews
Soylent Green discussion at lunch (Soylent Night)
Shout out: Bruce, Tony and Keith!
Wizard of Oz trivia board game
Take the rainbow color arc and put it on your mover
Pre-Wicked
Crossing off tea bagging
Brewing tea, calling that kettle black
Voting early
Swam the channel, rode the raft
Eating big, fat and lazy pigeons under the heat lamps
Piazza di San Marco, Italy and feeing pigeons
Population control
No one messes with Raul's product
Manscaping
Jogging like a hamster
Date canceled due to loud growling tummy
Serving cheese with whine - put a cork in it
Dim Sum with Michael
Train car full of flamers
Chillaxin' at Three Happiness
One real girl - Yay, Girls!
Incentive to put up or take down decorations
Fireplace roaring
Sheryl Crow's CD "Detours"
"Out of Our Heads"
"Love is Free"
Watching a music video with closed captioning
Pistachios
Ice cream once every three months, fish and chips every six
Free bottle of Shiraz wine at TJs
David only likes open bar parties
Alcohol and dogs are...
Wii tennis tournament - Wiimbleton
Mad tennis skills and moves
Allowed to grunt
Play your level - open is best, 5.0
Bring it!

e-mail: loopyfruit at gmail dot com

LFAN # 060 - Me Eat Dim Sum Long Time

Tue, 29 Jan 2008 04:00:00 GMT

Our gay is always on!
Welcome to Loopy Fruit dot com
David and Raul are your gay hosts
Porcelain spoon for Neti Pot
Walking out of store - so much for the stimulus plan
Chicago Spirit Brigade at Circuit
Shout out: Ricky!
Drag - B. Speared trainwreck
Cheerleaders - fundraising for not-for-profits
The Broadettes
Finally making sense
Dared to do it (or ching ching)
Teo as Miso Du Jour
Me so horny/happy/hungry
Furama dim sum
Dim sum more
Google maps: Ashland and Wilson
Buddhist temple
David loves religion
No smoke is so nice
Used to be a second hand smoker
Raul is a wimp, David a sissy
That curved spoon will not do!
Gaysians do the best drag
Wig as big as Nebraska
Bang with bangs
She bangs, she moves
Channeling Openly Latino Ricky Martin
Corner of Broadway and Larry
Aragon Ballroom
Margaret Cho "Beautiful"
Getting honked
Fat Cat
Not gonna get squid
Chewy and sweet gummi
Bring it over, little by little
Roxette
Studio in car
Telling Gaysian by pants
SMART drivers in Chicago
Try different tastes - or wave them away
Parking search
Lost in the Night - Lost
Epiphany Christmas concert
Proud of our choir - thank you, Southern Joe!
Argyle and Magnolia
Some of our sistas or as we like to say...
Parkway not driveway
Funny people parking funny
So many benefits
Patient
Sign says No Way, Jose
Teddy's hobbies
Play about a ghost
Found the G spot
Parking prayer
Mother Mary looking out for Queens
Gaysian trying to park
(Watching and laughing)
Serving special needs with pride

e-mail: loopyfruit at gmail dot com

LFAN # 059 - Witches' T-- and Coalminers' A--

Tue, 22 Jan 2008 04:00:00 GMT

Hi, you have reached Loopy Fruit dot com!
David and Raul welcome you
Here and queer
Couldn't open our bottles of diet green tea
with Satin Hands
How are the ladies?
We're the ladies who lunch at Summer's
Book shopping for David: M on M
Cold? Put a cork in that whine
Layer up: Fleece!
Raul's hand knit skull cap
Mutha's "I Will Survive" birthday
Gay anthem night
Preference for friends
Gaysian Dancer David, bitchy?
Cheating on Raul
Other white friends
All new applicants must be dark or British or Australian
Shout out: Tony, Bruce and Elizabeth!
Game night
Uno, Pass the Pig, L-C-R
Dim Sum coming up
Wii wanna play
One close Gaysian at a time
Asian persuasion
Ride the huffy bike
"I've had enough and enough is a feast"
What movie?
Shout out: Steven
Accepting of British folk
Love Aussies, women glow and men plunder
Plunder down under!
Enjoying Maglite
David needs a spotlight
You light up my life!
Tone deaf this week
Membrane gave out
Celebrating MLK, Jr. Day
Volunteering at a nursing home
Don't disrupt pacemakers
Scene from Shortbus - Ceth's Yenta
We Shall Overcome
More tenors out there?
Smoking Ban in Chicago!
Start spreading the news... no smokin' today
Shout out: Dave!
We're a boxed set
Dmitry Tursunov
Stalking in Sacramento
Australian Open Tennis Championships
Shout out: Alice!
Alice in Wonderland (Oz)
We're not divas - speak for yourself!
AriZona's for tea!
Been blown away before
Wellness incentive
Make snow angels
"I Am Legend"
David is a wanna-be legend
Will Smith fan
Tom Cruise is white and not British
Colder than...

e-mail: loopyfruit at gmail dot com

LFAN # 058 - Gay Tools

Tue, 15 Jan 2008 04:00:00 GMT

Hello, everyone!
David and Raul welcome you to Loopy Fruit!
David is Gay Caucasian and Raul is Gaysian
Dos seÃoras
Time means nothing in podcasting
What's the Loopy Fruit code?
Ask the doorman...
David is not putting out (spare change)
Red Maglite
Do a Blair Witch
Tennis elbow from a flashlight
Such a butch tool, double fisting it
Two tool boxes
Hardware store visits
Raul's tool drawer and Swiss Army Knife
Not ghetto
Some pictures aren't worth saving
Raul's summer shirt
Good boy this year
Spanking, slaps, bites and tickles
On same train as one night stand
One BREAKFAST stand
Muscle memory
In the zone, in own world
Oblivious
Checking him out with tunnel vision
Losing someone with mobile phone
Guitar buddy in apartment building
Jamming like two musicians
It's just like "Friends"
Monica and... Rachel?
Ancient history
Chandler was a fag stag
Karaoke party at Corey and Norell's
Special guest appearance: MJ!
Torch song
Kisses to all Loopy Fruit fans
Obsessed, can't keep hands off it
Ken has 5 fag stags
"Big and stupid" straight guy
How many beer queer is he?
Candy by Mandy
Sing-a-long with straights
Chimi and Cha Cha
Big ball softball, will measure
Get him on court and play with him (tennis)
Jock overload
Moment of silence?
January Mojitos
INSIST to be different
Big mug says Cheyenne Frontier Days
Wyoming-big square western state
You have to have a cow to have a cowboy
Florida trip coming up
Going to one of the islands
Luzon
Tagalog lesson
Packing for the Philippines
Blinded by whiteness, angel shimmering
A beacon
Always on knees, praying
Diet green tea is David's Diet Coke
Point of no return from drag
Pageant with gowns
Drag-for-pay
Beautiful Gaysian Geisha
Blonde bog wig 100% human hair
Smaller head discount
Not that's there's anything wrong with yellow
Happy ending with a bang!

e-mail: loopyfruit at gmail dot com

LFAN # 057 - Christmas Poppers with Southern Joe

Tue, 25 Dec 2007 04:00:00 GMT

Merry Christmas!
It's David, Raul and Southern Joe! (Sorry, David's microphone flakes out - SNOW flakes)
X-mas poppers
Whitest Highney
Old Queens
New granddaughter Scout
Traveling South
Here's the pacifier, now hush
Fairy Godfather
Wave the starry wand
Wiggling something else
NASTY
Who's Ms. Jackson?
Control
Wardrobe lost control
Roaring of CTA train above
David and MJ on Megabus
Princess Leia headphones
Spike Lee's bus
Pricilla
It is poison, after all
I don't know these people
Chasing down balls, tennis balls
Pink bulbs
Windy politicians
Loves knowledge like Charlene (name that sitcom!)
Draw names for gifts
British Air headset
Un-tied airlines
Good girls go to heaven, bad girls go everywhere

e-mail: loopyfruit at gmail dot com

LFAN # 056 - God Rest Ye Gay, Gentlemen

Tue, 11 Dec 2007 04:00:00 GMT

Christmas Elf intro song mix
David and Raul welcome you to Loopy Fruit!
Snickerdoodle Crunch
How you be?
Will & Grace Season Seven
Eric McCormack
We encourage our listeners to eat
Raul's birthday
Christmas exploded
Brought Christmas back
Christmas Captain
Santa Hat arousal level
David and Jason's concert / recital
(At the end of the program - listen for a couple of songs!)
Estampie for Advent by Southern Joe
God Rest Ye Merry, Gentlemen
Good King Wenceslas
Karma Police by Radiohead
No requests
Jamming on Tina Arena
Ready for holidays?
Too many invites for parties
The Golden Compass
Nicole Kidman
Daniel Craig
Little English girl I don't know
Daemons
One of a Kind Show!
Shout outs: Jim, Jed, Patricia, Chip!
Armando Pedroso
Hot artists, others need not apply (kidding)
Shout outs: Tony, Bruce, Keith!
Borrowers Book Club
You Staying Young by Dr. Oz (and Dr. Roizen)
Another Gerber Hart Library book sale!
Me Talk Pretty One Day by David Sedaris
Santaland Diaries
Biography of Oscar Wilde
Anthony Rapp
Listener lifeline
Boning up
Cue the music!

e-mail: loopyfruit at gmail dot com

LFAN # 055 - Loopy Fruit Christmas Minute 2007

Mon, 3 Dec 2007 16:00:00 GMT

Music by PG; Lyrics by Loopy Fruit

Itâs time for Christmas, the bells are ringing merrily
Itâs time for laughter with good friends and family!

Loopy Fruit caroling, spreading joy to one and all
Itâs the gayest holiday, twinkly lights and disco balls!

Merry Christmas!
~David and Raul

e-mail: loopyfruit at gmail dot com

LFAN # 054 - Gimme Sugar

Tue, 27 Nov 2007 04:00:00 GMT

Special introduction (thank you, Jeffrey!)
Hello, everyone!
Welcome to Loopy Fruit - David and Raul, host
Podcasting is not dead, I swear
Cussin' like a sailor
Partaking of turkey flesh
Big breasted
Boudoir of H.P.
Shout out: Elaine!
Purdy Polyglot
Shopping on Michigan Avenue
Perfect face for hats
Barney's
Dress up doll
Diesel catalog is fun
Anti-consumerism
Reverend Billy
Jesus was po'
More warmer
MJ's sisters family visit
Fruit in the jello? What?
Fine cuisine NOT impressing the nieces and nephews (yet)
Wasting food
Big heart
Scarlett on Halsted
Kevin Spacey server
Straight guys in Indy, Gay guys in Chicago
"Gone with the Wind" boxed DVD set
"Happy Endings Are Extra"
Stand by for Wicked tickets
Waiting for Oprah
Jersey Boys understudy not good
"For Good"
How people affect each other
Coconut beverage - Goya brand
Bilingual and transcontinental
David's concert coming up
Third King was a Queen
Table's a premium at Starbucks
Hardware Store butch project
Balancing out the quivering thighs
Click send button
When the plants start turning over
Aussie nephews
Christmas song coming next week!

e-mail: loopyfruit at gmail dot com

LFAN # 053 - Wicked Weekend

Tue, 20 Nov 2007 04:00:00 GMT

Welcome to Loopy Fruit!
David and Raul, your hosts, in Chicago (thanks to Jim for the promo!)
Man lips?
Wicked crossed off gay to-do list
Rusty Joiner on top of the list
Speechless
Pop-u-lar!
Consistently good show with Elphaba defying...
Shout out: Bob!
Death's door is on the couch
House, M.D.
Flip the DVD
Own your Flipness
Corn-fused
Omnivore's Dilema by Michael Pollan
Phlipping controversy
7,100 islands, one network
Balloon artists Rhonda and Thom!
Curling ribbon
Hi to friends!
"Zanna, Don't!" at Bailiwick Repertory Theatre
Actor attitude
Time and place for cheesy
"Island of Dr. Moreau" at Lifeline Theatre
Don't throw stones
Half-human / half-animal creatures
"Island of Dr. Moreau" film starring Val Kilmer
H.G. Wells
"War of the Worlds" film starring Tom Cruise
Wicked humor
Glinda is phosphorescent
Themes of acceptance
Theatre etiquette
Shut your mouth / pie hole
Vomiting is contagious
More nastier
LFAN one year old!
So hot - icebergs melt
Daniel Craig
Sorting out jello boxes for Thanksgiving
Spandau Ballet or Duran Duran
Too sick to Wii - true test of how ill
D.C. trip!
Shout out: Jim and Jed!
International Spy Museum
Code name Ree Ree
Valerie Plame Wilson book talk
David in newspaper photo
Six string stylings
Physical vs. virtual friends
Dumped by Second Life boyfriend
Choose a life
"Life is short, stay awake for it" - Caribou Coffee
De-toxed from Diet Coke
Switched to antioxidants
Gayest tea: Diet Peach Iced Tea with real juice

e-mail: loopyfruit at gmail dot com

LFAN # 052 - Murses Falling Out!

Tue, 6 Nov 2007 04:00:00 GMT

Hi, hi, hi! Let's get loopy!
You have reached LFAN - David and Raul host
How long Gay Asian?
Celebrating MJ's birthday
Free press: Leonardo's
Shout out: Eli!
"The Night of the Iguana"
Raven Theatre
Tennessee Williams
Illinois Moe
Free press: AriZona Diet Green Tea with Ginseng
Sweets for my sweet, sugar for my honey
Shout out rundown, future LF guests
Accepting diversity, responding to the alternative
Richard Burton
Bette Davis
Paul Dunckel as Reverend Shannon
Flaunting that lifestyle
Revenge of the...
Mexican boys playing rough house
Internets friends
America Online chatrooms
M4M?
Shout out: Lars!
Melrose Place dish
Letting MJ travel to Idaho
Hop on bus, head to Manhattan
Left ax at home (never made it past security)
Meeting in Bethesda
Shout out: David in Michigan!
A lot of Daves
Voices do it, welcome to EZ Jazz
Mouth opens and...
Gay accents
Spicy, spicy noodles!
Queen factor
Knob always up, practice butch
Bass notes
Thick membrane
High vibration count
How low - go down?
Stereotypes
OGTs
Love of musical theatre
Not that we're labeling
Straight gay friends - off the scale
Shakin' that booty
Shout outs: Elise and Sarah!
Losing your hearing because earphones on too loud

e-mail: loopyfruit at gmail dot com

LFAN # 051 - Dreamy Boat Guy

Tue, 30 Oct 2007 03:00:00 GMT

You have reached Loopy Fruit dot com!
Welcome!
David and Raul, in Chicago, workin' against the Man, workin' for Woman
All day boat cruise back down the Chicago River
Drawbridges
Raul hurting, not disciplined the night before
Free press: Cafe Laguardia
Lots of rum: Mojito, Rum and Coke, Malibu and Pineapple
Lightweight
Peer pressure
Hydrated, but afraid to.. they call it Mello Yellow!
Free press: Lipton Green Tea with Citrus (diet)
Pumpkin story
Big, orange and beautiful
Nice stem
Broadway bus
Slaps my pumpkin
Sausage offers
Can't lose my hook!
Raul's photo shoot
Tense moments in boat
Tree trimming Ginkgo biloba
Long freight train not moving on bridge
In Chinatown, pagodas, Zen gardens
Dropping ship for noodles
Waiting at Yacht Yard
Playing Matchbox 20
"I don't know who this singer is..."
That's my rock and roll boyfriend you're talking about!
Rob Thomas
Losing a screwdriver
Annie Lennox and "Songs of Mass Destruction"
Out of nowhere, an angel appears!
Boat Guy
Jaw drops (and panties)
Scrub down
Diamond in the rough, beautiful blue eyes
Delivery Guy vs. H.D. vs. Boat Guy
Like / Want you
Masters Degree in Boatology
Sailing for Dummies book
Shout out: Noel!
Who loves you and means it? We do.

e-mail: loopyfruit at gmail dot com

LFAN # 050 - Number Fitty!

Tue, 23 Oct 2007 03:00:00 GMT

Happy 50th episode - David and Raul welcome you to Loopy Fruit Audio Network podcast!
What a journey this has been.. gay as ever in Chicago
Keep it real dog
Gale force winds prevented Friday sail
Seeing Greg and Vanessa, in a family way
Tender nipples, down there
Breeder friends, large nipples, perky
Sailing Saturday adventure
Caipirinha to drink (Raul hit it hard)
Hanging on the lifeline
I'm not going down there!
Slicing through the water waves, spray in hair
Greg and Scott's Halloween SoirÃe!
Food, friends, music, cocktails
Drinking the poison: Long Island Iced Tea
All our friends were there! Listen for the rundown
Making fun of Britney Spears
Drunk down, sober up
Can David even drive?
Spoiled American: "I ain't walkin'"
Walking everywhere - no car
Free press: Orange Garden, on Irving Park, near Lincoln/Damen
Work a day, workin' it
Filming "Catch"
I like-a Kung Foo
Talked out
Chinese Zodiac
Safe travels Ryan and Paul!
Surprise in Shanghai
Travel pig
Going to school with a bunch of roosters
Carry instrument around all the time
Admiring Monica's box
Prizes at party
Bigger waves
Going back up river
Message from Joe
New York state of mind
Will and Grace trivia application in Facebook
Jimmy's touch football - touch where?
F(l)ag football

e-mail: loopyfruit at gmail dot com

LFAN # 049 - Once You've Had Shaky Puddin'...

Tue, 16 Oct 2007 03:00:00 GMT

In our excitement..
David and Raul welcome you and a special guest: Southern Joe!
Free press: Lincoln Restaurant
The Big Cookie
Accent doesn't play well on drive-thru speakers
Royal Prince Henry's mother is a drag queen
Venice story on the Plaza
Jackie the Dutch Dog
Ugly Betty fandom
Wrist so limp..
First introduced to our people
You can call me LUSCIOUS
Dish talk
Organ major had to go practice!
Bob's menses
Buzzard's roost
Ms. Teal's fortune telling
Charlie the Rooster
Pink chick
How did you train the bird to play dead?
Cure every ill - bless your heart
Aunt limp and chased by Charlie
Jumps out of tub
Chicken run
How do you do, Reverend?
Father and the dead cow
Buddy, when are you comin' home to see us?
We're gonna be wiped out
Sailing dreams in Chicago
Bastard boaters
What defines hot
Healthy
Cafe Bong
Cabaret at the Bong! (excerpts)
Forbidden Broadway: Special Victims Unit
Loudest laughter
Recounting on boat
DVD special features
Mail order DVD rentals pattern
Singing in the choir
Daniel Pinkham
Carol of the Bells
Acoustic Christmas Concert!
Plans to travel to NYC in December
Fly in and fly out
Christmas greens in Manhattan
Jason
Boys have code words
Virgin blue eyes
Worn a sack on your head
... it's hard to give it up!
Shaky puddin' sounds worse
How long do I shake this? NOoo!
Motherly way
Mounted above the skies
Sacred Harp hymn lyrics
Doing the Boy Scouts
Will the tenors please stand up and f**t
You don't sing that low without some experience
HELLO BETTY LOU voice
Leary of people not of my own choosing

e-mail: loopyfruit at gmail dot com

LFAN # 048 - Blow Hard and Fast

Tue, 9 Oct 2007 03:00:00 GMT

Her-ROW!
Welcome to every peep in the house
You have reached Loopy Fruit Audio Network
David and Raul, hosts
Thank you for joining us
Let's not interrupt a Hair Gay from his work
Fur is flying
Downtown Chicago across from Millenium Park
Bean behaviors
Can I touch it?
Pritzker Pavilion
Questions from Gus
Mega Fans
1-What podcasts do you enjoy?
some LINKS:
Drink 'Til We're Funny
Eat This Hot Show
Lucky Bitch Radio
Paco the Great
Six String Bliss
Yeast Radio
The Tarot Connection
Fox and the City
Cheryl's Whore Hole dot org
Big Gay News
2-How do you feel about Hillary Clinton?
3-Have you met any Chicago podcasters such as Madge Weinstein or Matt Blender?
4-What's your favorite podcast?
5-Which Sex and the City girl do you relate to? Carrie, Charlotte, Miranda or Samantha?
Black 20
Net_work
Michael Torpey and Mike O'Gorman
Naked Gay Ted (click link above and look for Episode 29)
Videos on iPod
Running out of space on laptop
Internet is for... (Avenue Q!)
New CDs:
Annie Lennox "Songs of Mass Destruction"
Matchbox 20 "Exile on Mainstream"
Loving Rob Thomas so hard and long
Song of the Day at Starbucks
Other plans = Better plans?
Hell Fire, Health Fair
Inhale and exhale test
You gotta blow hard and fast!
Lung age
Don't waste a good blow
Raul is PHAT
Firm bones
Hot auditor
Loves 'em bald as a chicken
NO more e-mails, please!

e-mail: loopyfruit at gmail dot com

LFAN # 047 - Gaysian Back From Vacation

Tue, 2 Oct 2007 03:00:00 GMT

Welcome back to Loopy Fruit!
Back in the saddle... David, Gay Caucasian; Raul, Gaysian
We're the future, hello future
Gay mouse flippin' on Undergear
It's not like you people ever walk away...
Gaysian Sensation has returned from vacation!
Enjoying Europes
Jet Lag... like Love Hangover
Shout outs: Melissa, Dean and Jude!
Hey Jude
Back in choir
Back in the sling of things
Cicada rhythm
Jon Secada
Backup for Gloria Estefan
Gay chat room
Hot cop arrest me please (rolls eyes) BRB
NM - not much
Paris, France; Madrid, Spain; Torento & Verona, Italy
Shout outs: Carlo and Barbara and family
Nicer than the Olive Garden
Luigi and Mario
Nintendo
Donkey hammer
Olive pickers and presses
Ciao on a Vespa
Bad words in Italian
With Pressy and Cynthia
The French people were helpful
Parisians encountered very nice
Hot Spainiards
Lusty Ladies
Pocket sized camera
Michael and Jimmy's Husband Hunting Safari
Green means Anything Goes
Ecofriendly!
Evading capture
Catch and don't release until I tell you
More sailing this season than EVER
Color coordinated cushions
Bunkie never treated so well
Next season, Lulu
Pistachio gelato
Working hard for vacation
Not walking funny anymore - walking straight, no gay
Gaily forward
iPod Nano!
Smaller one? Size (GB) matters
Playlists: James Blunt, Heart, Ann Wilson, Nancy Wilson
160GB
Shout out: Ralph and Keo from Elgin, Illinois!
Green stickers!

e-mail: loopyfruit at gmail dot com

Welcome to Loopy Fruit!

Mon, 24 Sep 2007 22:00:00 GMT

Hello, everyone. Raul is having a great time in Europe (France, Italy, Spain, et al) and will return to the States later this week. David is enjoying the beginning of autumn in Chicago, Illinois. The Loopy Fruit Audio Network team will be back next week with new programs. In the meantime, please enjoy a past episode you haven't listened to before, or repeat a fave. In any case, we hope you have a great one, lovelies! See you soon!

LFAN # 046 - Harvest from Gerber Hart

Tue, 18 Sep 2007 03:00:00 GMT

David and Raul are back... welcome!
LGBTQEveryone @
Gerber/Hart Library
Anvil - special place in Raul's heart
Media purchases total 26 dollars
Bucks Nuts D1-1st place!
"Way to Go, Smith" by Bob Smith
World power divided by cuisine
Mexican rules
"Easy Way Out" by Stephen McCauley
"Men on Men 2000"
Men on Men XP or Vista
"Growing Up Gay" by Funny Gay Males excerpt
Mother tongue - "What's HER problem?"
Queen's English
Kiss me THERE
Cover is pink
"Queer Notions"
The only unnatural sex act is that which you cannot perform. -- Alfred C. Kinsey
"Ripe for the Harvest"
"For My Eyes Only"
VHS - can David play them?
CDs:
Sheryl Crow (eponymous second album)
Soundtrack from Beverly Hills 90210
Preceding Desperate Housewives
Terrible crush on Jason Priestly
Jewel Spirit
Strunz & Farah's classical guitar
AmÃrÃcas
Billie Myers
Whiney song for fiddy cent
Saint Etienne
"How We Used to Live"
New Age, Old Age
Gordon Merrick
"The Lord Won't Mind" (No, she won't)
"One for the Gods"
Too hot for jeans
Watch us pop
Aiden Shaw
Steve Hammond cameo
"Miracle Mile"
Colt Studio bag
Man of the Year 1996
How old in gay years?
Brad Hunt - google image him in quotes with safe search off - what?
We're not ageist

e-mail: loopyfruit at gmail dot com

LFAN # 045 - Nice Guys, No, Nice GAYS

Tue, 11 Sep 2007 03:00:00 GMT

Welcome to the show, dear listeners!
You have reached Loopy Fruit - it's David and Raul
Recording in another fabulous Chicago park!
Berger Park
Mobile unit set up straight?
Early gays get the worm
Enjoying outdoors before washing panties
David, MJ, Corey, Norell and PT go to the Ren Faire
Get your medieval on, are you hobbit-curious?
Drag queen paradise with more equipment
Jane the Phoole
How may I serve you, good lord?
Christophe the Insulter
Not your basic yo mama
Palmists, Tarot card readers, witches
Vegetable Justice
Burned at the stake
Flaming the flames of our faggotry
Lancelot dances a lot in Camelot
(according to Spamalot?)
Working on the tapestries - what do you think, queens?
Shout out: Fruit Salad Podcast, Gus!
Surprise guests
Kay and Riley
Riley loves the whole world and everyone in it
We're on the radio all the time
Riley will listen, he's legal!
How did the description gay come to be?
Different burdens to bear
They're nice guys, Rile, no, they're nice GAYS
Poodle or Terrier?
Flirt with the hottie joggers
Stephen McCauley, a writer
"Man of the House"
Shout out: Greg and Vanessa, congrats!
Jed, the diabetic cat, is in remission
Raul is gonna be an uncle (or auntie?)
Gay dot com story
Purdy or handsome?
We have pretty friends like Michael
Shout out: Greg and Scott, Jim
Back in the choir, starting new year
West Nile virus
Not godless
Little Britain
Daffyd is the only gay in the village
Y-E-H-E-S-S
I'm a lady, you're a bloke
Keeping DVDs for four weeks

e-mail: loopyfruit at gmail dot com

LFAN # 044 - I Think I Won't in Oz Park

Tue, 4 Sep 2007 03:00:00 GMT

It's a beautiful day!
Everyone, hello and welcome!
You've reached Loopy Fruit - it's David and Raul
Reclassified as Pacific Islander
Special, on location at Oz Park in the Lincoln Park neighborhood in Chicago!
Character statues
Emerald City Garden
Dorothy and Toto
L. Frank Baum
The Wizard of Oz
Goodbye Yellow Brick Road
Too much drama for our mama
Mary J. Blige
Break up in the park
Urban adventures: hot daddies, shirtless runners
Dog friendly city - pick up dog doo
Aretha Franklin commands our RESPECT
Mittens and Gems
Idaho chat room and potato queens
Senators in restrooms
Shout out: Keith!
Two empty shopping bags
Sh-Nasty! Ick factor
Openly gay and living a healthy life
George Michael
I Knew You Were Waiting tribute to Fairy Princesses
Gay men and straight black women
Live from under Dorothy's skirt
Buying 4x8 yellow brick from Oz Park Advisory Council
Eight is good
The gays don't (usually) catch
Remote control hand off
Drop it like it's hot - rehab no, no, no
Jeff Wall exhibit at the Art Institute of Chicago
Sarah Hobbs
Obsessiveness and Hershey chocolate
MJ is compulsive - nice balance
Fun in dysfunction
Shout out: Anne!
Day with Anne
Worship and adored
Hairspray
Good morning, Baltimore! You can't stop the beat!
Film, musical, film of musical
Back to mother ship: IKEA
Evening in Schaumburg
Free press: AMC 30 in South Barrington
Palace and fortress
Break-up girl is back
Harry Potter extendable ears
Dogs in park
Cute sniffling doctor
Mole patrol
My Thigh
That's what makes us loopy
Mole check on your body and your buddy
Tribute to Karen in Oz Park
Laugh track for our lady friends
Spiking is volleyball
Except for Dorothy's friends, this park is straight
Cross country technique
Talk to the people with the sticks
In chatrooms a wall flower (bedroom wall)
Speculate in Oz

e-mail: loopyfruit at gmail dot com

LFAN # 043 - Crazy Monkey

Tue, 28 Aug 2007 03:00:00 GMT

Ready, Freddy?
Welcome to the Loopy Fruit podcast (in Chicago!)
This is David and Raul
Happy Summer
Paradise rice
Hi - Hello, Tokyo!
We love sushi
Weenie Roast
Boys club and strippers and sausage
Disco ball
I love the nightlife, I love to boogie
Past the witching hour
Whipped cream burns
Sticky tacky tips
Friday sailing
Small craft advisory
Macadamia Nuts
Great inland sea: Lake Michigan
Southerners think...
Southern Joe and sailing season
Shout outs: Ken, Bob from Montana, Sarah!
Seven words do not make a citizen
Philippine-ized
Loopy Fruit Facebook account
We think Facebook is WAY better than MySpace
Not really women - they are spammers
This feature doesn't work - from Tom
Tennis with Ray Ray
Online adventures update
Nipples recovered
Pokes or winks, poke us, POKE IT, UK!
HP's boudoir
You can't rush music
Turning heads going supersonic

e-mail: loopyfruit at gmail dot com

LFAN # 042 - All About the Nipples

Tue, 21 Aug 2007 03:00:00 GMT

Welcome!
David and Raul welcome you to the progrum
What is Gaysian?
Gay Asian sensation sweeping the nation
Rainy day
Chinese lady
We hope you feel better - get over it
Shout outs first: Maria, Shannon, Leo, Thom, Rhonda, Maggie, Vivian, Linda, Yolanda, Jimmy at the Tamale Hut, Sean, Dustin, Gus!
Stand-up comic not funny
Qdoba has some attractive patrons
Eye candy for dessert
No bartender at party
Double your flavor
If you have any, tell your friends
Tequila will kill ya
Superior to all the drunks
Tiramisu - pick me up
Rum is a downer
Buca di Beppo
Acknowledging Gus' existence
De-Lovely movie
Cole Porter freaks
Alanis Morissette
Sheryl Crow
Robbie Williams
Blu Ray Ray
Draino
Raul's been busy
Jump from prude to slut
Slut vs. whore
Mr. Big
Online dating tips
Choose a good picture
Raul needs to see what's down there
Face man
"Eyes Without A Face" by Billy Idol
Some French
Bag Balm
Udders, piercings, cuticles
Tore up from the toe up
Chafing
Truth in advertising
Good for your ego
Monet art lesson

e-mail: loopyfruit at gmail dot com

LFAN # 041 - Fruits Go To Market

Tue, 14 Aug 2007 03:00:00 GMT

You heard it - we mean it!
Welcome to Loopy Fruit!
This is David and Raul, your hosts
Market Days
Joy at Joy's with Red
Crew on Southern Joe's boat
Shout out: Misty and Dan!
Treating them swell - 8 foot drop
Discussing summer plans: Fort Wayne, Indiana
I don't need to hear about your private life!
Four way - Fort Wayne
Short Bus - intelligent, sexy, comedic
Talking about movies whenever
Traditional Chinese Canadian family
Spikey Gaysian look - Purdy Red
Shout outs: Greg and Aaron, Michael!
Dunk tank hotties and hose boys
Get Around Chicago
Floating camera
Harry Potter catch-up: get to it
Some people haven't read Harry
Meg and Walgreen's
Cigarette break
Staining the counter
Sugar free
Shout out: Tim!
F2F
Second Life boyfriend Kev
Voice activated
This is a gay establishment...
Asked to go to a straight bar on Showtune Sunday
David is greedy
Attractive friends with deep, sexy voices
Shout out: Gus!
Criffy
Raul's gay to-do list update
Goodie basket was big
Bouncy shoes
Scrunchy wrist bands
Freemasonry
New headphones
Telling Pipes from Six String Bliss podcast
Nothing against Target

e-mail: loopyfruit at gmail dot com

LFAN # 040 - Gay Uncles Make the Best Aunties

Tue, 7 Aug 2007 03:00:00 GMT

It's Loopy Fruit podcast!
Welcome! This is David and Raul -
Fruits who work in the Loop in Chicago
Getting readjusted
Raul's brillo pad
Jada is a freak, nice hair
David is not inked - how about a bicep
Which arm? Left or right
Same with earrings
Week in Indiana Dunes with MJ's family
OUR neices and nephews are perfectly behaved
I'm not prepared to speak on the telephone
All of Hailey's gay uncles
Taking South Shore train
Time at the beach
Teva tan ruined
Venetian Night waves
Bobbing up and down
Fans who won't quit us
Stake it, UK - please e-mail us
Shout out: Brittany!
Aunt Marsha!
Bridge collapse
Cousin terminology: Twice removed
Stopping by Wig's volleyball game at Montrose Beach
Shout out: Wigmor and Jason!
Tim has a lot to say
More skin sweetens the deal - skin is in
300 DVD release
IMAX theatre experience
Alexander Director's Cut
Colin Farrell
Gay men's digital library selections: erotica
H.P.'s nerve to criticize, but looks good in jeans
Favorite male porn star
Hybrid of Ralph Fiennes and Scott Bakula
Lee Adama character on Battlestar Galactica
Subscriptions to erotic websites
Sean Cody
DRM - digital rights management
Spartan shorty-shorts
Angelie Jolie
Coupling - British version of Friends?
Little Britain - we love British imports
Ab Fab is on Raul's gay to-do list
Point system - cash in prize at Cupid's Treasure
Market Days
Crew members on evening cruise
Guitars, boats don't mix
Benefit for Stephen
Party for 50th episode / progrum!

e-mail: loopyfruit at gmail dot com

LFAN # 039 - A Ladybug and a Volley Girl

Tue, 31 Jul 2007 03:00:00 GMT

Welcome and thanks for joining us!
This is the Loopy Fruit podcast:
David is Gay Caucasian
Raul is Gaysian and we LOVE gay softball
Joining us today is Jason and Wigmor!
The Bucks Nuts beat the Center on Halsted's Ladybugs
Hot catching those balls
Home team fields first and bats last
Wig plays volleyball, real volleyball
Bi every other week, gay all the time
Does every Asian play tennis or volleyball
Gaysia softball team
"They are our country girls"
Singing Sound of Music while riding bikes
Getting hammered at Jackhammer later
It's not about winning, it's about cruising
Gaysian spice
No straight guys on Ladybugs
Jason's gay card in danger, butchiness too much to take
Fashion intervention?
Never pry away my t-shirts!
Cherish the love we have...
Jason needs tequila to sing
Hanging out at Big Chicks, Sidetrack, Crew
Indulging Wig's baby
Crew sponsors Summit and Sierra Crew team
Center on Halsted also co-sponsors a team with Little Jim's
Jackhammer sponsors THREE teams!
Wig doesn't drink beer, David doesn't drink alcohol at all
Cheerleading for Cheryl at bat!
Origin of Ladybugs
Short Center position
Squat when you bat
Janet Jackson circa Poetic Justice
Janet who?
Name your diva
Liz Phair is a rockin' woman
Filipino Gaysians get together and start talking Tagalog
Football: Chicago Bears, Greenbay Packers
Brett Farbs
English is whack, Tagalog is easy?
Thanks for the chat!

e-mail: loopyfruit at gmail dot com

LFAN # 038 - Nuts Play Softball

Tue, 24 Jul 2007 03:00:00 GMT

Welcome!
This is D-A-V-I-I-D and R-A-U-L
South field - can't stay away from jocks
Center on Halsted Ladybugs vs. Buck's Nuts
Knees burned from sailing
"I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry"
Adam Sandler and
Kevin James (former King of Queens)
Loopy Fruits want to learn and grow (and watch jocks)
Movie in the Park at Hollywood Beach: Cabaret
Liza Minnelli
Michael York
HP and his fitted sheet
Screw Maximilian!
David can catch
Meeting Corey and Norell's cats
Raul purrs
Cheryl at bat
Wild Reef exhibit at Shedd Aquarium - Filipino fishermen
Allergic to cats - never had breast milk
Winning matters?
Team cheers
Doctor says I'll be back on my knees in no time
Welcome to Mike!
Cha Cha!
Ear! (The B was lost)
Free Press: Buck's Saloon
Gays are as good as straight people playing sports
Cheryl!
Trailer trash Bingo host
Size matters in softball (12 inches, not 16 diameter)
Position is upright
Transgendered - starting life as a duck
Start fundraising for Cheryl's operation
Audio recording of surgery: Owww!
"The First Cut is the Deepest" -- Sheryl Crow
Personal question for umpire
Single with cheese
Rolling with the homies (team)
Cheryl's type - equal opportunity
Safe! With protection
A glove takes the sting off
Distracted by tennis
That guy is doing the podcast is so gay!
Thank you for listening!

[Our apologies for the sound quality with our guests, one of our mics was acting up]

e-mail: loopyfruit at gmail dot com

LFAN # 037 - Meet Some Ball Playas

Tue, 17 Jul 2007 03:00:00 GMT

A Big Loopy Fruit welcome to everyone!
David and Raul host and welcome to Michael!
Gay Day at Wrigley field
Juana from Cesar's - straight woman supporting her gay friends
Can Cesar's have a Loopy Fruit margarita?
A gay man explains balls and strikes
Bad, bad parkers!
Not a straight quota but a limit
David is cancer bait
Continuous spray - reapply after vigorous activity
Shout outs: Andrea, the Ropey Old Bird
Stella Mac - Hello Switzerland!
Michael's Flickr Buddies
Antipo DÃesse
George
Turkish Angel Aydin!
Turkish oil wrestling - gay & hot
Gay people live in Kalamazoo?
Michigan map on your palm
Michael was a Girl Scout - how he became gay
What gay gene do you have?
What's a field house?
Gays talk about innings, tops and bottoms
Legs up in the air - all that matters!
Jimmy takes off his cup
It's not about winning or losing. No, it is.
Jason's debut on Loopy Fruit
Center on Halsted Lady Bugs
Jason's no catcher, he just plays the field
Kids to listen to our show - 27 year old ones
Need license to take professional picture of the Bean
Juan / Sugar Nuts debut on Loopy Fruit - Raul thinks he's cute!
Michael's starting a podcast - keep an eye out!

e-mail: loopyfruit at gmail dot com

LFAN # 036 - Tales from the Ball Park

Tue, 10 Jul 2007 03:00:00 GMT

Welcome to the Loopy Fruit podcast (from Chicago!)
Set up in Clarendon Park
David and Raul host
Welcome back Michael from Whatsaboytodo.blogspot.com!
At Jimmy's softball game
Pitching
Dust, God's free microdermabrasion
MORE gay sounding than we thought
Live Earth concerts
The Police (also at Wrigleyfield this summer)
Sting Junior
Al Gore's son in trouble
Some Gays say Dude
Jimmy needs first-aid kit - ER medical drama
Blood on the dance floor (field)
Sierra Crew vs. Cesar's
Save Water Drink Tequila
Beergarita
Robert, Sierra Crew playa, gives update
Jimmy likes David's hat from Raul's trunk
Just Go and Slide
Gipper not a monkey
Ice drinks from blender
Infomercial scams
Accidentally stepping on scale
Is Stoli the dog overweight?
Free press: Edgewater Athletic Club, in historic ballroom at the
Granville Sovereign
Mirrors in gym
Big ball in softball
Volleyball at Broadway Armory
Out in outfield
JV basketball - making basket for other team
Raul's blue veil
Texting
Transformers
Boy Kulture
Free press: Landmark Century Theatre
Transgendered Formers
Ratatouille
Speaking English in Paris, France
World of rat chefs
Distracted by sights at softball game
No mothers in Disney, mostly
Better eye candy at game than grocery store (See LFAN # 025)
Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End
Billion dollar Bond industry
Disneyworld and two E tickets
Space Mountain, pitch-black indoor roller coaster
Epcot not as big anymore it seems
Holographic fish
Shedd Aquarium
Atlanta Aquarium
Mobile studio: Granny cart
Running out of soy milk
Isoflavones
Homo milk
More coolers than a Flannel of Lesbians
Mr. Brooks starring Kevin Costner, Demi Moore
Sixty million is nothing now
Another Gaysian? Front people were not clear
Loopy Fruit demands
Smoking Gun concert waivers
Mighty Jimmy at bat...
Part Two coming up!

e-mail: loopyfruit at gmail dot com

LFAN # 035 - Jock Withdrawal Syndrome

Tue, 3 Jul 2007 03:00:00 GMT

Test test testy
Welcome to Loopy Fruit podcast - David and Raul are your hosts!
Ragdoll cats
Proud to BE
Where'd the jocks go?
Jock Shock - room was spinning, oh my
Ding ding ding went the trolley
Shout outs: Jimmy and Jeffrey, our jocks!
Party so good there was no recording
Shout outs: Greg and Scott!
Pride parade character Dorthea
Gene Simmon's tongue
Underwear on head
Hunter boxers
Model package - junk up and out
Red Dragon starring Anthony Hopkins
Two-pack Hunter
David's string bikini story
Pajama bottoms in China
ANOTHER Gay Movie
(Disturbing) Hard Candy
Worked up
Patrick Wilson phase
Angels in America
Little Children
Gratuitous nudity
Skin connoisseurs
Million dollar bear, not pretty, but funny
Virgin Megastore in Chicago
Sophie B. Hawkins
Two large tacos - Bulag ako - I'm blind?
How's your weather
Raul's booking travel
It takes a lot of energy to be fabulous
Uptown Girls
Shout out: Madge Weinstein from Yeast Radio!

e-mail: loopyfruit at gmail dot com

LFAN # 034 - The Straight Jock Episode

Tue, 26 Jun 2007 03:00:00 GMT

Radio voice
Welcome to the show and thanks for listening!
(Thank you, Jed, for the promo!)
This is David and Raul, your Loopy Fruit podcast hosts
Introducing Jeffrey, our straight jock
Social beast
New Orleans Jazz and Heritage festival rundown
Shirt off for beads
Straight male perspective on "volleyball" or
The Sports World
David's blank / glazed look regarding sports talk
Let's Get Soakin' Wet!
Chicago sports talk: Chicago Cubs
Pat from WGN
Kyle Farnsworth, strapping tall reliever, biceps bulging
Loopy Fruit sports quiz!
Tony? Raul?
Kerry Wood
Mark Prior
Lou Piniella's Hissy
Baseball National League http://mlb.mlb.com
Pitchers and Catchers
Sliders and Curves and Balls
Can you tell if he pitches or catches?
Swish, mopping up the pavement
A Walk is four balls, not for stir fry
Under the sweater action
HOMERUN, forget first base (under the bleachers)
Designated Hitter doesn't need to drink to have fun http://www.baseball-almanac.com/firsts/teamdh.shtml
Granada drink
Seventh Inning Stretch and the organ
Take Me Out (to the ballgame)
Shout out: London listeners!
Harry Caray http://www.harrycarays.com
Guest vocalists: Eddie Vedder, Mel Gibson, Governor Blagojevich..
Hair gay (Check out LFAN # 031) http://www.loopyfruit.com/index.php?post_id=221535
Who would we like to hear sing it?
Kelly Clarkson, Maria Carey, not Clay Aiken (bless his heart)
Jennifer Hudson
Audience suggestions: Rob Thomas, Andy Bell from Erasure
Shout outs: Miss Foozie http://www.missfoozie.com
Hi, Miss Susie!
Soccer, Footbul
Italy won the World Cup!
Great clothes, women, food and olive oil
Loving the French, Deutsch, Spanish
Shout out: Europe, the Whole World (we are the world, we are the children)
Michael Jackson, King of Pop http://www.michaeljackson.com
David Beckham
Bend Him Like Beckham, Bend Me Over Like Beckham
Original Metrosexual
Chicago Fire Soccer http://web.mlsnet.com/t100
English Premier League http://www.premierleague.com
Shout out: Brian
100 British Dudes at 7 o'clock in the morning
Potato Queen (Check out LFAN # 002) http://www.loopyfruit.com/index.php?post_id=152930
Olympics
Shout out: China!
Next Winter Olympics in Vancouver, BC, Canada
London in 2012 http://www.london2012.com
Famous Hot Straight Jock
Bringing Jeffrey back!
Tennis: Rafael Nadal
Chicago Marathon http://www.chicagomarathon.com
Chariots of Fire music http://www.songfacts.com/detail.php?id=1836
What Would Brian Boitano Do?
South Park Bigger Longer Uncut film http://www.amazon.com/South-Park-Bigger-Longer-Uncut/dp/B000022TSW
Personal stories of sports glory
Backhand Screamer
University of Kansas http://www.ku.edu
"Men raised on corn and beef"
(Thanks for joining us, Jeffrey!)

e-mail: loopyfruit at gmail dot com

LFAN # 033 - The Gay Jock Episode

Tue, 19 Jun 2007 03:00:00 GMT

Gay Jock vs. Jerry's kids
Welcome to LFAN! David and Raul host
Jimmy, burly gay jock, on Loopy Fruit
Twitterpated
Come out and play softball
10 shades of purple
3 breeder limit, not quota
Hissy fits are endless
Slide under covers
Locker room games
Trash talkin'
Biggest athletic supporters
Putting the 'S' in Ohio
If they walk like a duck...
Straight.. to their knees
6 pack and a thumb
Thumbs up - Ain't no shame
3rd base
Catcher squats down, knee pads sewn in
Free press: Crew Bar
Recording idea at softball diamond
I'm free
Rogers Park rough
Crime camera
I have not seen David run - prance and skip
Nothing virgin at the Golden Girls table (GGT)
Cheese cake on the GGT
Golden Girls DVD sets
Jimmy is truth tellin' third baseman
Still a pitcher
Scouted by Baltimore Orioles
Gay Day at Wrigley Field
South side vs. North side
Cubs fan through and through
Only cute allowed
Gay Games bronze metal
Virginia Fat Legs
Jody Watley rampage?
Shout out: Margaret Cho
Kathy Griffin
One facelift away from Joan Rivers
Wide range of types - just a word
Whatever normal is
No chick flicks for Jimmy "boo hoo, Sue" movies
Fantastic 4 costume mystery
Sixth out of seven kids
3 out of 4 boys are gay in Jim's family (4,6,7)
Mom's good genes
Always something and someone to do in Chicago
Two-spirit brothers
First out sibling - pave the way
Gay pioneer outfit
Mary, pass the potatoes
Jim's coming out story
"Stop, you just did your hair"
Busy young man always pitching
Daddies need daddies, too
Rainbow podcasters
Learned a lot about things at IML
Control-Alt-Delete drink
Ambassador to a lot of stuff
Turn up the Jimmy dial
Tank, nothing stopping Jim
Raul's Pride party
Missed connections at Pride
GI Joe Olympics
Equality Illinois team
3 clipboards, whistle, whip
Hope for non-sports boyz
Quitting smoking, feel differences immediately
Nothing wrong with sweat
Water keeps crows feet away
Mirror behind GGT
Introducing ourselves
Ex-ex jock
Would you know how to pick up a ball?
Come out and watch a game!
Couple foul balls your way - Raul's arms wide open
Thanks for hanging with us!

e-mail: loopyfruit at gmail dot com

LFAN # 032 - Patio Chat

Tue, 12 Jun 2007 03:00:00 GMT

Welcome to Loopy Fruit podcast!
David and Raul, your gay hosts, but not the gayest
Recording from the patio
Ride for AIDS wrap-up
Shout out: Rhett
Midsommarfest in Andersonville neighborhood
ROTC performance - hot!
HP running to and fro
SPF 45 and 50, David is cancer bait
Libido Funk Circus
Catfight
Free press: Noodle Zone
Pad Woon Sen
Shout out: Red and Happy Birthday to Juan
Blushing for more color
Sailing every Friday
Raul the jinx?
Coast Guard is channel 16
Northerly Island - music pavilion
Chicago tradition, listening for free
Shout out: Adam Apellasios
Paco the Great Podcast, audio book
Thank you in Tagalog - salami?
Thank you, Greg!
T-shirt update
Blinding white
Chicago Blues Fest
Blue guitar pick keyring
Gibson Guitar exhibit
Guitar geek's dream: Gibson SG, Les Paul models
David's pick card, pick fetish
Pink picks
Henry Gray and the Cats
Louisiana booth
"There are strange bugs"
Romanian Gypsy King
Zydeco
Blues Fest not food focused like Taste of Chicago
Gospel Fest in Millenium Park
Jazz Fest is August 30-September 2
Firetruck distraction
Suzuki booth - where is Rusty Joiner
Ship to shore communication
Correlation does not imply cause and effect
Future guests update
True Colors music tour
Cyndi Lauper, Margaret Cho, Erasure, Dresden Dolls
Debbie Harry
Rosie O'Donnell!
L-O-O-P-Y

e-mail: loopyfruit at gmail dot com

LFAN # 031 - Reverse Coconut

Tue, 5 Jun 2007 03:00:00 GMT

Welcome, welcome, shalom!
This is Loopy Fruit Audio Network with your hosts, David and Raul
Anne's lair, stylish boudoir
As many men...
Deaf wave, Queen wave
Don't touch the pearls too soon
Waiting for pizza and salad
Free press: Leona's
Health, goodwill and fruit
OD on pears
Dubious honor
Volunteering for Ride for AIDS
Bike ride (from a car) for a good cause
Cabin mate, shared showers
Bring moisturizer, rub it on
White on the outside
White-TEEN-AH
Filipina
Anne's important announcement
No new applicants
Gay bash i.e. party
Not comfortable with competition (hot men)
Object of desire, head swollen
Shout outs: Ron and Charles from Minneapolis
Bob and Jeff
Gay face
Only one Gaysian in the room, you can have too many Gaysians
There's no cheese (check out LFAN # 017)
Jack, Mein Herr gay (our hair gay)
David's new summer 'do
Haircut or consultation
Shear Genius on Bravo
Make me Jaclyn Smith, throw down gurrl
Thick Northern European hair
Swimming in hair, ankle deep
If Hot Peter knew hair, he would be Jack
Hours of undivided attention - you get one
Shout out: Jack Hayes
Watermelon
Seeing Madame Fong, showing her my tarot cards
Gypsy hair before Jack
Change starts with the Man in the Mirror
Michael Jackson, channeling the Gloved One
Signing not singing
MJ's shout out
Fruit smash
Slippery Nipple and Fuzzy Navel
Talk big to me
Anne wants to meet Southern Joe
"Have she ever sailed?"
Watching the sun go down and downtown lights go up
George Michael reference
Anne's cable box
On Demand, Music Choice
Muscular legs

e-mail: loopyfruit at gmail dot com

LFAN # 030 - Fuzzy Yellow Balls

Tue, 29 May 2007 03:00:00 GMT

Welcome to LF!
Loopy Fruit house call - we bring luscious melons and a pineapple
Sound and gay meter
Chest voice is hard
Introducing Greg! (That was Scott on the promo)
Don't be nervous
Memorial Day weekend and IML, International Mister Leather
Gay Chicago magazine
Leather... why?
Lifestyle leather
Costume culture, interestingly hot
Raunch factor is increasing
Distracted by explicit ads in Gay Chicago
Leather men (and podcasters) are a subculture
2004 Men's Fitness issue featuring Rusty Joiner
Rusty's running ad - keep him running into...
Greg's theme song
Veruca Salt - I want a golden goose!
Graphic designer - make this pretty NOW
No sports - but Raul plays tennis
Yellow fuzzy balls
Platform balls are fuzzier
Collector of crap, need to purge, too
Clean Sweep of TLC
Keep, discard or sell piles
Favorite screw
Psychological reasons for keeping stuff
Knick knacks, souvenirs
Scan papers, but back it up
Clipping ads
Plugs are out, rings are in, legs are up
Good memory for faces
Egg shape attached to metal cube
Back to the ball
Slippery?
Latex subculture
Peer into world of fetish
Listen, Chandler
Polos and khakis need to leave
Skill of breezing over
Mari and Cameron
Nasty red drink
Movie group origins and blonding out
Madison, Wisconsin
Shout outs: Jimmy, Michael and Dave!
Learning from excellent hosts... Eric or Greg and Scott
Keep drinks away from food
Chef Him and Him
Cleaning up as anyone else goes
Office is Greg's domain
Listening to NPR, Wait Wait Don't Tell Me
This American Life hosted by Ira Glass
Learning about Loopy Fruit
Podcast cherry
Dan Savage, Savage Love podcast
Thursday deep depression (no new podcasts)
Scheduling hot straight jock - coming up
How do we define hot?
Hot Peter, call us! (oh wait, he doesn't listen)
Stupid person story
I didn't do the math, I made it look nice!
What is the New Pink?

e-mail: loopyfruit at gmail dot com

LFAN # 029 - The Loopies Sailing with Southern Joe

Tue, 22 May 2007 03:00:00 GMT

Ready to get wet?
Welcome to the show
Hours on the sailboat - not restful
From Yacht Yard to Monroe Harbor
So many drawbridges
The mechanics of raising the bridges was amazing
We're the poor stepchildren in flotilla
Eating bad snacks, not drinking much liquid
Pictures from our adventure!
Sunburn and windburn
Lots of wind
French Canadian geese sounds
Y-ME National Breast Cancer Organization walk/marathon fundraiser
Keeping boat from hitting other boats
Smooth sailing is a dream
Sound clips from Chicago River
Holding pattern
Introducing Southern Joe!
Going in circles
How do you cast pods?
Free press: Kellogg's Cereal
First sailboat to hit a tree
Sailing since Alabama
Rusty Joiner's mom, thank you, Lola Mae?
Agitate my can
Marine paint has metal, it's very heavy
Admiring our seats, bunkies
Shake it a lot (my paint)
Tore up from the toe up
Dog on board, good sailing dog
Buffed shiny bottom (keel)
Strange sight on Harrison Street bridge
Waving to our people
Le Honk, Eh
Dinghy
Passing River City
Views of the Sears Tower, Birthday cake Rook building
Sailboat mishap
Lake Street bridge with trains on top
Going up like nobody's business
In front of Merchandise Mart
Wendella tour boats and loud annoying fog horns
"My Best Friend's Wedding"
Russian friends
Flying the Loopy Fruit flag
Music on boat, play MP3 files
Hot spot on boat
Tow boat, toy boat, tow boat, toy boat tongue twister
Buffalo, New York is windier
Approaching the harbor

e-mail: loopyfruit at gmail dot com

LFAN # 028 - Loopy Fruit-topia

Tue, 15 May 2007 03:00:00 GMT

WELCOME
Loopy Fruit orientation:
David is never drunk
Raul is a light weight and cheap date
Pomegranate Margarita: The Rosy Pom
147 Bus Adventures - The Outer Drive Express
Sailboat progrum will be posted next week, by the way
More issues than the National Geographic
We care about your tender, happy ears
Mac and Don's Supper Club and Shrek 3 green
Display case gives away a plot point! (Spoiler Alert)
Green Milk
Justin Timberlake is the voice of Artie, a teenage King Arthur
Shout outs: Greg and Aaron, Greg and Scott
Spider Man 3: Not impressed
White sticky stuff
James Franco is hot
Thomas Haden Church
Steven Weber, replacement brother for Will
Jeffrey
No allowance for comic books
X-Men
James Marsden in Heights
Hot Peter doesn't listen, is getting cocky
Play hard to get
People are getting stupider
EG in RL
10 cent at Jamba Juice
Venting about stupid
Podcast listeners are smarter
Street smart
Press the right button
Buying Raul's Barlett Pear, not Granny Smith
Pussy Cat Dolls - loosen up my buttons, baby
Looptopia - 1st of it's kind in the US!
Americaâs first dusk-to-dawn cultural and artistic spectacle
No walk of shame
Alice in Wonderland meets Halloween
Redmoon Theatre spectacles and performance art
Weird Sisters and Strange Brothers
Dueling Judy Garlands
Raul was riding against the wind
Shout outs: Hi, Kristen and Patrick!
Hi, Meredith!
Give us your address, we'll send you a Loopy Fruit card via postal mail
We eat it, but don't do it (Spam)
Y-ME National Breast Cancer Organization marathon in Chicago
Men can get breast cancer too!
Raise awareness and something else
Not all guests have a theme song
Listening to Madame Fong again
Wrappin' it up: from the bottom of our hearts
Please leave us a comment on the website
We'd love to hear from you! Send us an MP3 file
Shout out: Tim!
Smiling cereal

e-mail: loopyfruit at gmail dot com

LFAN # 027 - Twirling Rifle Edition

Tue, 8 May 2007 03:00:00 GMT

Jumping in and getting wet
Hello and welcome to Loopy Fruit!
David and Raul, your hosts, welcome our special guest Dave, aka The Boyfriend!
We always wing it, no scripts, we're new media
Gay Dad
Shout out: Hi, Drew!
Raising a child is like raising yourself
Don't roll your eyes at ME
The Sandlot II
Kid movies
Crushin' on a girl
(microphone adjustment)
Who is she?
Friends with ex-wife
Lose the tight grip
Gay Dads are hot
Spawning, spreading seed
Sexuality of straight people
Every stereotype has a Colonel of Truth, yes-sir
Love a man in uniform
Idea of wanting sex, but not being open about it
Our gay book club group spies a man and woman having public sex
Magician's Assistant by Ann Patchett
Under a blanket
Book Clubs or Italian Classes, couples not welcome
Chicago Reader before Craig's List
Movie group is way better
Black and White Film
Michael hosted once and we viewed "Whatever Happened to Baby Jane"
Shout outs: Greg and Scott!
Movie group voting process
David's cocktails are excellent
Barback not bareback, is a bartender's assistant
Administrative Professionals' Day
Dave aka The Boyfriend is also a Loopy Fruit (on the 65th floor)
Office views downtown Chicago
Cloud Gate, The Bean
Touch it, take a picture with your fingerprints
Ms. Hathaway, hold my calls
Finger cut and guitar strumming
Voice lessons at the Old Town School of Folk Music
Hottie guitar players, need vocal accompaniment?
Cabaret act!
Red sequins are not Dave's thing
Tenors are very special
Free press: Ten Tenors (as seen on the since canceled Megan Mullally Show)
The Boyfriend Says Blog
Song suggestions for cabaret?
Musicals fan
Clang, Clang, Clang Went the Trolley
The Color Purple, the Musical about Love
Oprah Winfrey Presents
Favorite musical?
The Producers
Dreamgirls
Wicked, a NEW Musical
Playbills!
Spring Awakening
Coram Boy
Drowsy Chaperone
Grey Gardens
Curtains
The Pirate Queen
Seeing A Chorus Line
Company
Mimi le Duck with Eartha Kitt
Singing a musical: West Side Story, Wizard of Oz
Oh! Calcutta!
Leaving Pirate Queen
Phantom is coming back to Chicago
Cats - meow
Spikes in our recording
ROTC - Righteously Outrageous Twirling Corps
Proun. ROT-see
Unique rifle performance skills
There is a difference between a rifle and a gun
He's in the army now: Boogie Woogie Bugle...
ROTC USA - going to Sydney, Australia for Mardi Gras in 2008

e-mail: loopyfruit at gmail dot com

LFAN # 026 - Shake My Paint

Tue, 1 May 2007 03:00:00 GMT

Welcome to LFAN
Introducing David and Raul, your hosts
Sweaty Raul peddlin' and biking
David and others working on Southern Joe's boat
Pearson 27 sailboat
Lucille's ministry of transportation, she's a healthy girl
Will Home Depot shake my paint?
Sailing with HP on a Soling
Balancing a bunky
Jeff's Habitat for Humanity trip at the Musicians' Village in New Orleans
Jazz Fest in New Orleans (proun. NAW-lins)
Mr. Connick, I'd pound that nail
David is a darker shade of pink
Shout out: Annie Lennox - we love you, Little Bird
Savings pennies for new noise-canceling headphones
Crackling
Baking biscuits and doughboy
Vegetable Pizza
Banana Nut muffins - don't over mix
Raul didn't forget the nuts
Red is a muffin master baker
David MJ loft is a wreck from the painting work
Free press: Furniture from Cassona
Memory foam mattress
TT's trip
The Muffin Man lives on Drury Lane
Three summer movies: Shrek the Third - Shrek 3, Spider Man 3, Pirates of the Caribbean 3: At World's End
Burying the magic wand
Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix
Daniel Radcliffe
Pears are Raul's favorite fruit
Hot Peter shakes
"It's hard to be a commoner in a world full of queens" - character quote from Michael Novotny from Queer As Folk
Dante's Cove - no
We know the gay routine, all about the surface

e-mail: loopyfruit at gmail dot com

LFAN # 025 - Grocery Cast with Michael

Tue, 24 Apr 2007 03:00:00 GMT

Hello! This is David and Raul! Welcome to the show Michael from whatsaboytodo.blogspot.com!
Too gay
Podcasting from our secret location (gong sound)
Peapod delivers
Cindy Brady "fwoze"
Cindy to Marsha, not stopping at Jan
Brady Bunch - who has astroturf?
Brady Bunch movie
Winging it
Shout outs: Ms. Mac;
The Big Finn "TBF";
The Medium Swede;
The Sour Kraut
and Andrea, A Ropey Old Bird
Megabus to Cleveland
Thermos of Frappuccino
RL and F2F
Monopoly on the bus
Wo Mann Act
Looking in grocery baskets
Starbucks is usually closed when we visit
LCR dice game
Santa Barbara weatherman freaked on a storm
Locked in the car and secluded
Bananas are 69 cents a pound
Free bananas turn real quick
International cream look out
Boning up on Loopy Fruit
Hot BF for Raul
MJ gave David the hand
Michael is a Senior Blogger
Penpals - Irish Isle
Joan Rivers style
Pizza night at Dominick's
Gay Jock
Our share of stags
Hot Peter update
Granola with pumpkin and flax seed
Make your own granola by Michael
The Queen on Raul's Gay To Do list
David dreams of having tea with Helen Mirren
Tea dreams and tea bagging
Bring an extension cord
Borrow an outfit at Sears for family portrait
Finding the dress - girls are nasty in dressing room
29? Who believes that?!
The Boyfriend's blog
Fili Peanut Gallery
Would you plug in my buffer
Two of the cleanest toolboxes and tools in their plastic cases
Changing a tire on Clark Street - gay myth?
After the butch moment - I just had a manicure
Shout out: Jenn and the twins
Clutch the pearls and gasp
Middle name is Useless
Thanks, Igor
Young Frankenstein starring Gene Wilder (and on Broadway)
Centrum Silver
Sing the Loopy Fruit theme
(Listen for the gag reel)

e-mail: loopyfruit at gmail dot com

LFAN # 024 - Starting at TJs

Tue, 17 Apr 2007 03:00:00 GMT

In the car, departing from Trader Joes - hello!
This is David and Raul, your Loopy Fruit hosts
Trip to Indiana - shout outs: LaDonna, Marilyn, Jim and Jed
Where's our hot straight driver
Raul is planning to go to Paris and Madrid in September or October
New bag at CB2
Washed out pretty in pink
Free press: Daily Diner
Mag likes to stir the salsa
People watching from car - WTF
Don't hit that man, you'll teach him how to fly
David's glasses blew off his face at Belmont
Girl on the edge
Doubled over using the f-word: Fudge, Fudge, Fudge!
The Rage
Upcoming guests: Jeff, cool straight jock talking sports, among others
Cubs or Chicago team fan
Slug Bug yellow
Gays don't punch, they slap, scratch and grab
Philippines Plaza and Lumpia
Mojito season
Hot Peter's neighborhood
Speed humps, my humps, my lovely speedy humps
Breast obsessed (chicken)
Ray Ray and tennis
Rubberneck the gorgeous pedestrian
"We harmless!"
Gay friend is a loophole in straight relationship
Proponent of birth control
Dynamic changes with a baby
Music is part of our gay heritage
Raul's conference and tarot card of death
The Hanged Man
Hump read and ripe age of 72
Let's do lunch
Boi on the Hood

e-mail: loopyfruit at gmail dot com

LFAN # 023 - Q&A with G&A - MEGA length progrum

Tue, 10 Apr 2007 03:00:00 GMT

Hello - welcome to Loopy Fruit! David and Raul host
Shout back: Tim! Thanks for the voice mail, Tim
Welcome Aaron Delatante aka Aaron Toaster and
Just Greg (jazz hands)
Loopy Fruit house call in Greg and Aaron's lime green boudoir
Free press: New Jeanny's Chinese Restaurant
Hong Sue Tofu
Fortune cookie telling... in bed
Duct tape of the new millenium: ibuprofen and viagra
Berlin in Chicago
A Flannel of Lesbians
Strawberry vodka and Diet Sprite
Drunk gay guys on stage - any other kind?
Greg's wisdom teeth are OUT
Nitrous Oxide laughing gas tinglies
Tooth Fairies
What kind of gay are you?
Pocket Gay and Drama Queen Twinkie
"That's what my driver's license says..."
Berries
Fruit on the bottom or the top
Granola, flannel, the moon and whales
Coming out early
Raul is a baby gay
How much gay credit is on your gay card?
Belinda with a BUH
Never ask a gay couple how they met
Gay 101 - who's who in college
Get the AIM screen name - big step
Sci-fi bonding
"Planet of the Apes"
Girl kisses are practice
Gay couple sniping?
Drag queen in training
"Shrek 2"
Introducing "Holding Out for a Hero" to an impressionable drag princess
Dressing in drag - Aaron's prom dress
"My Humps" - Alanis Morrisette's version
Girl has needs, okay
It's THAT
Pocket Puppies in Lincoln Park
Civil unioned if you could
White tux because you're so pure - black tuxedo is classier
Earth Day cakes
Man on man action at civil union ceremony - grind from behind
iTunes party idea
Beyonce believes what her church believes
And I'm telling you, Jennifer Hudson is loved by the gays! She's a dream girl!
Swingset: Pump or push
I asked for a dollar g'dammit
Coolata and chocolate donut for a homeless lady
CTA Three-track renovation phase
David shares a CTA secret in the Loop
Other queercasts: PNS Explosion, Lady Raptastic, Okay So Radio hosted by Matt Blender
Battlestar Galactica podcast
The persona podcasts: over the top characters are hilarious
Also real people podcasts provide something special
111 pictures of Rusty Joiner - think you can handle it? Google Image RJ
"Dodgeball"

[Our apologies for the sound quality during the first 15 minutes or so.. a mystery of podcast recording]

e-mail: loopyfruit at gmail dot com

LFAN # 022 - Fruit on Top is Always Good!

Tue, 3 Apr 2007 03:00:00 GMT

Lights, camera, podcast action!
Welcome to Loopy Fruit - this is David and Raul
Shout outs: Tim from Texas, Reggie
Flat Stanley can't wait to go to school
Cloud Gate sculpture a.k.a. "The Bean"
Raul's new bleu bike
Off-roading the mountain bike
Shout out: Teddy
Free Press: Village Cycle Center, Bijou Theater
Put on my bike chain, feel the heat
Chicago bike trails
Jason Steele Ensemble (or click here) CD release party including
Ron Miles and
Tim Sullivan
Jazz musicians are the cat's meow
Brahms' "How Lovely is Thy Dwelling Place" with no tenors
Loopy Fruit t-shirts - send us a suggestion what to put on it, get a free shirt!
Rusty Joiner, International Male and Undergear model
Rusty and the full moon
Twitterpated - heart in excited state of flux
Planning gays - social calendar is full
"People to do, places to see!"
Shout out: Robert
Loopy Fruit aliases: Butterball, Luscious, Honeysuckle Chicken Legs
Hot Peter's fruit custard and equipment
Fruit on top
Podsafe Music Network
"Lifeguard" by Andy Martin from the album Intervals

e-mail: loopyfruit at gmail dot com

LFAN # 021 - Driving Miss Daivie

Tue, 27 Mar 2007 03:00:00 GMT

Waiting for hot straight chauffeur
Welcome to Loopy Fruit Audio Network podcast - this is David and Raul!
Floating rib
Going to Wild Oats and TJs in Raul's car
West Hollywood to Broadway in Chicago
Flagging down Hot Peter - welcome Hot Peter!
Rude people
Three men in a car (tub)
Fiber in David's hair
Organic / orgasmic lemon
Moisturize, moisturize, moisturize - gay male anti-aging regimen
"What will I get for a rib?"
Tea bagging
Chicago street names that rhyme with...
Dennis' Place for Games
"The Producers"
"He's having a stroke... of GENIUS!" --Carmen Ghia (character quote)
Wishing well: to Red
Loopy Fruit gossip - crushes
Strut your stuff
Stare down in Andersonville - livacious look
Sowing Wild Oats in sweat pants
Attire of the evening - blue jeans/black shirt or brown shorts/pink shirt
Is she Filipina?
Propositioned at Granville Anvil
"Smile for a week, walk funny for two"
Grimace in mannequin in window near Jackhammer
Mo Rugs Plus
Flat Stanley
"Driving Miss Daisy"
All the Jason Steeles - buy his new CD!
Jason Steele Ensemble

e-mail: loopyfruit at gmail dot com

LFAN # 020 - Hot Peter Answers

Tue, 20 Mar 2007 03:00:00 GMT

Helloooo! This is David and Raul - welcome to Loopy Fruit
David and MJ's new washer and dryer
Russian appliance general
Madrigal's restaurant or bank?
Ordering online
Shout out: Michael - whatsaboytodo.blogspot.com!
Pomegranate sugah
Raul's mom's treadmill
Everyone is VGL online
Annie Lennox "Little Bird"
Gay Mecca IKEA
Insert Swedish meatball jokes here
Queen things
Johnny Weir figure skater
Michelangelo's David magnet
Shout out: Monica and Brian!
Screening calls
Extreme Chicago weather
"An Inconvenient Truth" by Al Gore
Raul's dad keeps asking about a girl
Chanticleer
Sperm donation
Pitt Jolie - we don't care
Celebrity gossip - pure fluff
"The Fluffer"
"Boy from New York City"
Peter Answers dot com - virtual tarot system
"My soul will rest under your bed tonight"
Cool cool kitty

e-mail: loopyfruit at gmail dot com

LFAN # 019 - Gay To Do List - Ms. Carlisle

Tue, 6 Mar 2007 04:00:00 GMT

Raul's enhanced gay card
Mag sandwich
Fag stag updates
High school crush
Physical Education
Badminton
Shuttlecock
Folk Dancing or Square Dancing
Madame Fong's art exhibit 'In the mood?'
69 items in the gay to-do list
Debbie Gibson "Electric Youth"
"The Mostly Unfabulous Social Life of Ethan Green"
Need to know: Belinda Carlisle's "Runaway Horses" album released in 1989!
Belinda Carlisle sing-a-long!
"Leave a Light On"
"Runaway Horses"
"Vision of You"
"Summer Rain"
"La Luna"
"(We Want) The Same Thing"
We love Belinda Carlisle!

e-mail: loopyfruit at gmail dot com

LFAN # 018 - Rural Legends and Sheet Sisters

Tue, 27 Feb 2007 04:00:00 GMT

Welcome!
Loopy Fruit secret weapon
Latin vacation
David became a person he likes to hate
Meeting Cowboy Weber
Practicing everyday
Guitar maintenence with Martin Luthier King Jr.
Free press: Schroeder Guitar Repair
Unplugged Les Paul
Congrats Jennifer Hudson!
Raul's Gay To-Do list
Still gay - no question
Shout outs: Michael and Joel
Alice, Tony, Gelo and Andrei
Taller than Aussies
(Freudian slip)
Ted and cow tipping
Rural legend
Tipping the Swiss
Munich Gay Tennis Tournament
Sheet Sisters
Everyone has a twin
Mother S' technical advisor/help desk
Golf clubs on eBay
No energy for dating
Fantastic Four
Thing and Hulk have pants - why?
Questions for the Torch
Which movie/comic came first: Incredibles or Fantastic Four?
Leave a comment

e-mail: loopyfruit at gmail dot com

LFAN # 017 - Explaining Gurlie Girls

Tue, 20 Feb 2007 04:00:00 GMT

Shalom, Miss Anne!
Another Loopy Fruit house call
Friends with rock stars, feelin' the love!
Canceling cable
Ruining pillows with tears and bites
"The Devil Wears Prada"
Mean people are misunderstood
Basket of pansies and packages
Plastic pears - a gay man can't be changed
Ex-gays do not exist
Don't bite me, I'm not real
Gurlie = Fairy Princess
"For All Genders - Heteros Acquainted w/Gays"
"Will and Grace" highlighted Gurlie culture
Gay guys are usually hot
A-Gays, B-Gays ranking
Fag Stags
Hot straight men
Shout out to Polish Oola!
Raul is BI-lingual
Tagalog girl scout cookie language
American Sign Language
Dingos and vegemite in Australia
Where are all the hot straight SINGLE men?
Gurlie girls are monogamous
Daisies are the Top Gay from a gurlie's point of view
Anne's man would be smart
Raven on the train
Dumb is ugly
A mind is a terrible thing
Guys are visual in terms of hotness
Edward Norton
"The Illusionist"
Raul likes Eric McCormick
Wanda Wisdom is sexy
Sexy and funny is like Chinese food and cheese, they don't mingle
Italy is Das Boot is My Left Foot
Not every gay guy wants a gurlie, i.e. Grace
Hierarchy of the Gurlie: Mama then Gurlie then everyone else
Gurlies can throw a bone
Line from "Emma"... Daisies are drab little flowers
Gay people are called family (Sister Sledge)
Green and Yellow
Boat = Daisy, term of endearment
Loopy Fruit moment
"Drawn Together" on Comedy Central

e-mail Anne: dvine225 at yahoo dot com

e-mail: loopyfruit at gmail dot com

LFAN # 016 - Speedos, Fedoras and Sound Holes

Tue, 13 Feb 2007 04:00:00 GMT

Out boys read "Out" magazine
Speedo article?
Daniel Craig adjusts himself
David Beckham
007 fans
JP Calderon, another gay Survivor
"Instinct" magazine cover
Little People or Filipino?
Brutal cold
Old woman scarf
Quentin Crisp's fedora
"Orlando"
"Too Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything, Julie Newmar"
"The Naked Civil Servant"
Truman Capote evening
Shout out: Therese
Avon Walk for Breast Cancer
Low humidity is bad for guitars
Humitron for sound hole
Raul's mom is cold at 64 degrees F!
Borrow a guitar from Cowboy Weber
"Rhinestone Cowboy"
David can't live without music
Tarot cards and divination
Your gay card never lies
David is ambiverted, Raul is intro
The Hermit
Returning stuff
"Confederacy of Dunces"
Raul was pegged introverted
Meyers-Briggs
Madame Fong is truly psychic to the queens
Southern Joe doesn't know Raul anymore
Pastor Pillow
"The Queen"
Noel thought Prince Charles' ears were too small
Beyonce's "B'Day" - alligators?
Raul hates snakes, has bizarre dreams
Boiling apples
Interpret Raul's dreams

e-mail: loopyfruit at gmail dot com

LFAN # 015 - Valentine Thong

Wed, 7 Feb 2007 03:37:00 GMT

Music by PG; Lyrics by PG and Loopy Fruit

Girl, forget the pearls, no time to curl
Meet me at in zero flat, the Queen's Basket Laundromat
Way too long since break o' dawn, flippin' heart be singing that song,
Gonna freshen up my Valentine Thong!

Rub that fruity liscious booty, make it soft and smooth
Slippin' on my trippy thong, gonna fit the groove
On caffeine I'm a dancin' queen, wigglin' when I shake it
Straight or gay, hot people say, "Is that dude butt naked?"

CHORUS
(Gonna Be)
Dancin' all night long
In my Valentine Thong!
Dancin' all night long
In my Valentine Thong!
Dancin' all night long
In my Valentine Thong!
Dancin' all night long
In my Valentine Thong!
Gonna be dancin'!

Favorite thong is neon green, but that's the one for Halloween
And silver slick for ole saint Nick to spangle up my party...trick
When it comes to lovin' buns, we all start with cupid's dart
To sink in pink, the flav-o-choice for a gay man's heart.

Got a pocket of love in my Valentine thong
Got a rocket of love for a hot trick tonight
Oh heaven above I'm a dancin' in the suds
'Cause my stringy little thing holds a ton of delight!

'Nother freak show here at the 'mat
Check it: psychodelic drag queen cat
Stinky Jack looking in all the slots
Crazy Mary doin' her Turkey shots.

REPEAT CHORUS

e-mail: loopyfruit at gmail dot com

LFAN # 014 - Presenting Madame Fong!

Tue, 30 Jan 2007 04:00:00 GMT

Welcome to Loopy Fruit!
Shout out: Hi Terri!
Studio guests include MJ, LuLu, Helene, Jennifer and Hot Peter
From the deepest, darkest Orient, the cryogenically defying, stupefying, psychic to the queens...
Madame Fong!
Questions, chakras, cleansing chi, channeling creative energy, not Imelda Marcos
Clarity
Raul is blocked
Neti pot, nasal cleansing
Focusing on what you want
Sometimes you are not ready to listen
Take a deep breath and open up
Witness writing, vibrate the energy
Mo' naughty, mo' better
Finding a boyfriend
Energy channeled through music
Breathing correctly from your secret garden
Control is a big issue - let go sometimes
Scribble out your tension
'I'm opening up to the sweet surrender to the healing presence of the one'
Have fun with it
Becoming the...
Raul's not judgin', he's just sayin'
I'm stuck, Madame Fong!
Afraid of being alone
Letting go of the other
Write down every day what you want

e-mail Madame Fong at fongmoon2 at yahoo dot com

e-mail: loopyfruit at gmail dot com

LFAN # 013 - Fairy Godmothers and Undergear

Tue, 23 Jan 2007 04:00:00 GMT

Kinky neck
Art Institute of Chicago visit with Hot Peter
David and Raul are psychic sisters
-Nighthawks- by Edward Hopper
European museums are cheaper
Paul Guilfoyle celebrity sighting
Tennis coincidence in Madrid
-Eating Raul-
Meeting Monika and Fabricio
MJ is getting hit on a lot lately by Pocket Gays
David is oblivious to street flirting
Gaysian eyes are wandering
Spring 2007 Undergear catalog
-Six Feet Under- body
What color is Raul's thong?
Suzuki Undergear model
David wants a manly voice in a man
Raul is a fairy godmother - what to wear
Perverted chords, er, Inverted chords
-Queer as Folk- -Six Feet Under- rag tag group of gays
Madame Fong on a future progrum!
Raul is going D-R-Y not drive
Shout out! Aaron and Greg
Twitterpated = excited

e-mail: loopyfruit at gmail dot com

LFAN # 012 - Mango and Pigeon's Loopy Fruit Debut!

Tue, 16 Jan 2007 03:00:00 GMT

Introducing Pigeon and Mango!
Loopy Fruit house call
Shout outs!
Madge Weinstein of YeastRadio.com
Michael of Whatsaboytodo.blogspot.com
Tamale Hut Cafe
Kicked out of Starbucks listening to Loopy Fruit X-mas song
Fifty-six Sixty in Miami!
Rita, Granny, Shugah, Uncle Ralph and Aunt Allen
Aunt Allen wrote Dark Shadows and Decorating With Fabric
Rita makes x-rated teddy bears and loves Pigeon's bedding
Pigeon's practical jokes
David WHO?
Mango is a Straight Cuban Jew
Are the drinks strong enough - tell David not to skimp!
Alcoholic blind friend pouring drinks
Uncle Ralph got a little TIGHT last night
Jim Jones Hip Hop
Raul likes Boy Bands
Who can tell the difference between the Bangles and the Go-Gos?
Mariah Carey - we love her secretly
Short people
-MORE-

e-mail: loopyfruit at gmail dot com

LFAN # 011 - You Tube My Space and I'll Google Your Yahoo

Wed, 10 Jan 2007 02:48:00 GMT

Not hot cop
Raul pulled over on Broadway and racial profiled in Venice
Stickin' my sticker
What are you doing in Italy?
Waste of a uniform
Cruising
Undergear
David is a bad boy yelling b****
No smoking on platform
Don't just go - go for the gold
PT Cruiser
Rub the peach, figure eight, clutch the pearls
Queen wave!
Friendly face slash mean face
Schedule our peeps
You tube my space, I'll google your yahoo
www.myspace.com/loopy_fruit
Check out our pictures on MySpace
Wife beater t-shirt extra small
Watch out for future songs

e-mail: loopyfruit at gmail dot com

LFAN Promo

Thu, 4 Jan 2007 21:30:00 GMT

Listen hard to the Loopy Fruit promo!

Music by PG

Happy New Year!

Fri, 29 Dec 2006 14:34:00 GMT

Hi everyone! Raul is still in Italy and having a great time. David's back in Chicago and putting away Christmas decorations. Loopy Fruit will be back next week with new progrums! Happy New Year! 2007 here we come...

LFAN # 010 - Loopy Fruit Christmas Song!

Tue, 19 Dec 2006 16:42:00 GMT

Music by PG; Lyrics by Loopy Fruit

Hi - this is David and Raul
We're from Loopy Fruit dot com
Wishing you and yours a very Merry Christmas,
Happy Hanukkah,
And a Happy New Year!

All bundled up we're ready to shop
Bells are ringing children are singing
Christmas is near just a skip and a hop
A wonderful feeling in our heart is stirring.

Let's start on Mich Ave and take in the sights
There's a hot muscle elf in extra tight tights
Check out his package with ribbons and bows
All that tinsel he's *gotta* be a 'mo!

(Chorus)
Listen hard to Loopy Fruit, Loopy Fruit dot com
Come and have a Rosy Pom,
Ooooo ooooo!
Loopy Fruit dot com!

Christmas comes but once a year
Let's go and spread that Christmas cheer
Listen hard to Loopy Fruit
Ooooo! (Loopy fruit dot com) (2x)

There's a huge fruit basket for all of our friends
It has apples and oranges, lemons and pears
Lots of nice gifts are under the tree
I hope at least one is a g-string for me!

Now I'm sitting on Santa Daddy's lap (snap!)
I tell him my secrets and play with his hat
He knows I've been a really good boy
For sure he'll give me that special toy!

Chorus (2x)

Listen hard to Loopy Fruit, Loopy Fruit dot com
Come and have a Rosy Pom,
Ooooo ooooo!
Loopy Fruit dot com!

e-mail: loopy fruit at gmail dot com

LFAN # 009 - Bloodshot Eyes of Sin and Man Delicates

Sat, 16 Dec 2006 20:30:00 GMT

New Years in Madrid, Espania!
Vatican and Mormon shorts
International Male catalog
JM - Jazz Master prep
Making music - sacred art
Raul doesn't need alcohol
Last Call Bar Closed
Bloodshot eyes of sin
Lost with Lost
Married with Children
Sweet Charity
Laundry rooms in high rises
Guitar gig
IST - musician names
Working your way up to street performance

e-mail: loopyfruit at gmail dot com

LFAN # 008 - One of a Kind Happy Feet

Sun, 10 Dec 2006 04:06:00 GMT

Happy Feet
Penguins and global warming
March of the Penguins
One of a Kind Show and Sale
Shout out to Aussie Sista!
Movie group bartending
Ketel One shaker
Where is Absolut?
Armando Pedroso
Featherless Boas or scarves - Knitwerks
Karyn Kozak and FIMO
Happy Birthday, Mimi!
Machinchouette
Raul is a little old woman
Gayest gift for Hot Peter
Christmas Captain
Raul has a personal shopper named Ria
Vicki's Hush Hush

e-mail: loopyfruit at gmail dot com

LFAN # 007 - Party Podcast - meet some Loopy Fruit friends

Sun, 3 Dec 2006 21:53:00 GMT

Ray Ray likes fruity drinks
-Happy Birthday, Raul!-
Podcast peer pressure
MJ just Jay
Greg and Vanessa love their pets
Catatonic for kitties
The Healing People
Vivian has a secret job - discipline Raul?
Shrek-ware
Frostbite is not sexy
Raul cooks Italian
Tequila sponsors
Jody Watley on iPod loop
Chez Red - I AM Gaysian -
Howler monkey
Michael Jackson moonwalk
Sophia is a full-fledged woman
Raul gets his cake and is easy to talk to
1-900-Raul - priviledge to know him
Salsa dance - tortilla with hint of lime
David has pretty eyes
Chipotle salsa dancing in Mexican places
Humbolt Park
Streetwise and more for your money
Sweet lips like pineapple
First kisses
Hot Peter's Hot Tub
Ray Ray and Vivian duet

e-mail: loopyfruit at gmail dot com

LFAN # 006 - Diva Dimmers and Rice Farms

Sun, 3 Dec 2006 13:02:00 GMT

Shout outs!
Diva dimmers and Homo Depot
David has a butch moment with his tool box
A flowershop is more gay than an ice cream parlor
Raul's folks are people of the cloth - sequins anyone?
Raul is no rice farmer..yet
Kinds of cute
Raul gets his cake - will he get to eat it too?
Prunes and dried plums
IM with Deena from DTWF Podcast
Fairy Princess hierarchy - girlies and daisies and -Will and Grace-
David is now homeless

e-mail: loopyfruit at gmail dot com

LFAN # 005 - Rosy Pom Tiger Spray

Sun, 26 Nov 2006 21:02:00 GMT

Rosy Pom pomegranate margarita
Quiznos vs. Subway
Cher and Vanna and cockroaches
Raul's sex toy
Lincoln Park animal prison - I'm bored!
Hot zoo men and tiger spray
Wisdom of the ages...
German friends and Hancock views
Panhandlers
Christkindlmarkt - Gluehwein
As long as it's PINK
Parallel asian parking
What's your sign?
Online dating stories to come

e-mail: loopyfruit at gmail dot com

LFAN # 004 - Hair and Pocket Gays

Wed, 22 Nov 2006 15:32:00 GMT

Mean Pasta Visa Man
Real cute babies - no lie
Fairy Princess and the stylist
We love Pocket Gays!
Brad Pitt movie
Guitar - toe tap potential
Sous chef
-Stinky Cheese Man-
Auntie David's lace apron
-Short Bus-
Netflix and CDs
Isaac Asimov book condoms
Eddie Izzard

e-mail: loopyfruit at gmail dot com

LFAN # 003 - Musicals and Missing Madrigals

Sat, 18 Nov 2006 20:46:00 GMT

David is Cantonese or Caucasian?
Raul has not seen -Wicked-
'Survivor' eye candy
25th Annual Putnam County Spelling Bee
Missing Madrigals so hard

e-mail: loopyfruit at gmail dot com

LFAN # 002 - What Kind of Queen?

Sat, 18 Nov 2006 20:25:00 GMT

Gym sweat
Other Queercasts -Gay podcasts-
What kind of Queen are you?
Sidetrack fun
Gayer Games
David sounds like a woman

e-mail: loopyfruit at gmail dot com

LFAN # 001 - Introduction - David is Gay Caucasian and Raul is Gaysian

Sat, 18 Nov 2006 19:57:00 GMT

Introduction
David is Gay Caucasian
Raul is Gaysian in Chicago
Why do we have a podcast?
Choir boyz or gurls?
Southern Joe's Big Boat
Hot Peter is Hot
Teetotalism
Geek moment!

e-mail: loopyfruit at gmail dot com